Mother of Hunter Biden's Bastard Child Will Change the Baby's Last Name to "Biden," To Capitalize on That "Prestigious" Biden Family Name

Mother of Joe Biden's unacknowledged bastard grandchild seeks legal leave to change the child's last name to "Biden," to capitalize on that good Biden name.

No, seriously.

According to the filing submitted Tuesday by attorney Clinton Lancaster, the Gazette reports the baby -- which was conceived out-of-wedlock -- would "benefit from carrying the Biden family name," and the "Biden name is now synonymous with being well educated, successful, financially acute, and politically powerful."

The filing cited President Biden, his wife Jill Biden and Hunter's Biden's late brother, Beau., as examples.

It also sets out the Biden family remains "estranged from the child. To the extent this is misconduct or neglect, it can be rectified by changing her last name to Biden so that she may undeniably be known to the world as the child of the defendant and member of the prestigious Biden family."

Is she trolling? She must be trolling.

As Breitbart News reported, Hunter Biden previously sought to have child support payments for the daughter he conceived with Roberts lowered, citing financial hardships.

According to court documents, Biden claimed "financial circumstances" made him unable to meet the initially agreed upon child support payments for his now four-year-old daughter, Navy Joan, who he has not yet met.

Meanwhile, a new book reports that Biden doesn't trust his Secret Service agents, calling them "MAGA sympathizers."

"He didn't trust them," Whipple wrote, adding "surrounded by a new phalanx of strangers, Biden couldn't help but wonder, Do these people really want me here?"

Biden insisted that the agency is "full of white ex-cops from the South who tend to be deeply conservative," adding that the president wasn't taking any chances having them around.

"Wary of his own Secret Service agents, the president no longer spoke freely in their presence," Whipple noted.

Remember the dog Biden got rid of because it was biting people? He claimed that the Secret Service framed the dog. No, really: According to the book, he claims the Secret Service agents were lying about the dog biting people. Just to embarrass him, I guess.

According to a new tell-all book titled, "The Fight of His Life: Inside Joe Biden's White House," author Chris Whipple reported that Biden once thought a secret service agent lied about being bitten by then-first dog Major, despite emails saying that the dog bit agents eight days in a row.

"Look, the Secret Service is never up here. It didn't happen," Biden said when talking about Biden's German Shepherd's alleged attacks.

Pop-Pop needs a rest.

posted by Ace at 01:58 PM

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