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Quick HitsI love when the brain-damaged racist president insults my heritage on my behalf. A befuddled President Biden casually maligned the Irish while botching his wife's family history during a gaffe-filled appearance in Delaware on Friday. Biden routinely attacks the Irish so that he'll have a little wiggle-room to make broadly racist claims about Indians, blacks, Puerto Ricans, Jews, and whatever other race his on-again-off-again hippocampus resurfaces a really funny joke from 1953 about. The coldest air of the season -- by far -- will dive down from Canada, bringing dangerously cold temperatures to millions this week. Temperatures will drop so low in some places that frostbite could begin in as little as five minutes on exposed skin. This is due to Global Warming (TM).
A winter storm will form on Tuesday, resulting in heavy snow and even blizzards. As a commenter said on Friday: Time to do some food shopping now. Real Daily Mail headline: EXCLUSIVE: Amy Schumer wows in plunging navy blue bathing suit as she packs on the PDA with husband Chris Fischer during romantic beach day in St. Barts. I'm going to suggest you don't click on that, but if you do, let me know if you have been "wowed" as the headline promised you would be. On the other hand, Adam Carolla is divorcing his wife of 20 years, Lynette, and dating this stacked 38-year-old. Her bathing suit looks like it's hiding two canteloups oil-wrestling each other for the right to be Jugg Highlander. The New York Times' SJW Racist Clown Roxane Gay demands that Britain "dismantle" their monarchy because it was racist to poor Meghan Markle. The New York Times has been criticized over an opinion piece which accused the British Royal Family of racism and suggested Meghan Markle had to pay with 'her life' to marry into the institution. Absolutely perfect! Perfectly perfect! 'In the end, racism was more powerful than familial bonds. The monarchy's consistent unwillingness to protect Meghan Markle in the face of truly horrific tabloid coverage and online harassment was indefensible.' This is Roxane Gay. I do not imagine that she is a happy, well-adjusted person who is content with her sex life. She looks like someone that might have gotten friend-zoned by Jabba the Hutt. The January 6th committee will urge the DOJ to prosecute a former president of the United States whom the Deep State removed from office via a coup, which was always their intent, before a single witness had been called. TODAY @TODAYshow Trump had a party at Mar-a-Lago to honor the Log Cabin Republicans and gay rights. It turned into a celebration of the gay marriage law Biden signed even though the party, which has been scheduled months ago, had not been organized with that purpose in mind. Hundreds of guests in tuxedos of all styles -- sequined, quilted, velvet -- and colorful gowns sipped on Trump-branded champagne and martinis. Between courses of steak and bite-sized Key lime pie, they danced to "YMCA" and "Macho Man," the disco anthems at Trump rallies. I think Trump's pro-gay attitude was more of an asset in 2016 than it seems now. It's just that the constellation of issues has changed. For example: The Mayo Clinic is now performing an experiment on a woman who just gave birth who is currently breastfeeding her child. The woman has decided to gender-transition right now, and the Mayo Clinic is giving her testosterone shots even while she is breastfeeding her child, because a transgender's whims comes before anything else, including the health of an infant she just delivered. According to the paper nothing bad happened [to the infant dosed on testosterone by proxy], but it's pretty hard to know from a simple observational study done over a few months. There are so many variables and an entire lifetime of potential consequences that this few months of observation would never capture. You may notice that if you read carefully the "study period" is over. South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem announced the retirement of her state health secretary, Joan Adam, days after the governor discovered that the state Health Department had contracted with a transgender activist group that will host a "gender summit" next month.
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