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December 16, 2022

It Is Much Safer For An ONT To Be Feared Than Loved

Onward and onward, creeps the Christmas season.

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Not all heroes wear capes

This took place in Paris. Mamoudou Gassama was an immigrant from Mali. He immigrated legally into Italy, then traveled to Paris, where he saw a little boy dangling from a balcony. He climbed 4 stories in 30 seconds and saved the child. For his bravery he was given French citizenship and a job with the local fire brigade.

Tonight's Quiz

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If the gadgets worked IRL the same way they worked onscreen, then the DeLorean or K.I.T.T. If not, Bond's Aston or possibly the General Lee.

Orwell predicts the World Cup

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Timing is everything

Move over Val-U-Rite, there's a new drink for the Horde


Maybe I don't laugh so much anymore at how Chick tracts are “outrageous hyperbole”

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Why you need to have a good mechanic

Please don't show this to CBD

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Duo Lingo in Canada

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When wooing a woman, it can be helpful to have interesting and informative topics of conversation prepared beforehand. Takes the stress off of not knowing what to talk about

You wanted flying cars, you got:


Oh no! Not one of THOSE types of guns!


New bike. It's a one and two half wheeler

Advertisements that didn't age well department


You know what? I don't like the vibes I'm getting here

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I generally Like Dr. Peterson, but he walked right into this one

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Remember the Cold War?

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No jury would convict her

Look, all I'm saying is that if we're worried about Kanye becoming the next Hitler, I don't think we should be rejecting him from art school

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by trimming the tree:

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