It Is Much Safer For An ONT To Be Feared Than Loved

Onward and onward, creeps the Christmas season.

Not all heroes wear capes

Tonight's Quiz

If the gadgets worked IRL the same way they worked onscreen, then the DeLorean or K.I.T.T. If not, Bond's Aston or possibly the General Lee.

Orwell predicts the World Cup

Timing is everything

Move over Val-U-Rite, there's a new drink for the Horde

Maybe I don't laugh so much anymore at how Chick tracts are “outrageous hyperbole”

Why you need to have a good mechanic

Please don't show this to CBD

Duo Lingo in Canada

When wooing a woman, it can be helpful to have interesting and informative topics of conversation prepared beforehand. Takes the stress off of not knowing what to talk about

You wanted flying cars, you got:

Oh no! Not one of THOSE types of guns!

New bike. It's a one and two half wheeler

Advertisements that didn't age well department

You know what? I don't like the vibes I'm getting here

Fido Friday: LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! TREAT! WANT! LOOK! LOOK! TREAT!

I generally Like Dr. Peterson, but he walked right into this one

Remember the Cold War?

No jury would convict her

Look, all I'm saying is that if we're worried about Kanye becoming the next Hitler, I don't think we should be rejecting him from art school

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by trimming the tree:

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