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Cold Comfort Cafe | Main | Daily Tech News 12 October 2022
October 11, 2022

Overnight Open Thread [10/11/2022]

I have no idea how Misanthropic Humanitarian keeps up this pace!


The man ignorant of mathematics will be increasingly limited in his grasp of the main forces of civilization.
-- John G. Kemeny
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education.
-- Mark Twain
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway


US Teachers Union President Takes Strange Trip to Ukraine, Heads to Border to 'Assess the Situation'
American Federation of Teachers President Randi Weingarten is in Ukraine, reporting back on the intensifying conflict between the Russian invading forces and the nation of Ukraine. The stated goal of the trip was to "donate school supplies" and "deliver assistance" to Ukranian teachers, and was made after being invited to do so by the Ukrainian teachers union.
Pure, unadulterated politics, without a shred of morally defensible behavior. But Weingarten is a political whore, an ardent socialist, and I hope she gets (literally) pissed on by some crazy drunk Ukrainian who is insufficiently impressed by this harridan's position in the socialist hierarchy in America.

Never heard of her, but her voice is lovely, and hearkens back to a bygone age...

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