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Posted by: Akbar Zeb at 10:00 PM
October 07, 2022
Just Sit Right Back And You'll Hear A Tale, A Tale Of An ONT
Greetings Morons! Welcome to Friday meme madness! Before we get started, I have to clean up a little business from last night's Spooktober ONT. I accidentally omitted the most horrifying thing of all. Mea culpa.
No one expects Starfish Hitler!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 7, 2022
Good on you. Teach kids how to safely handle guns while they are young
Wiki update
FBI training video
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 7, 2022
How...odd
Friday cartoon
New commercial just dropped
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 7, 2022
Critical hit
For all the Zoomers running around worrying about nuclear war
Fido Friday: Jump!
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 7, 2022
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A message from the sheriff
This is so cool
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 7, 2022
Heh
I like this
I have a friend who is disabled and it's just something that is. He'll joke about it. When I took up roller blades I told him it was because I was tired of pushing his ass up every hill, only to have him take off down the other side (often saying “Wheee!”) and wait for me at the bottom of the next hill. I think if you can joke about something, it loses power over you. In any event, the people I've met who have Downs are the happiest and best people it has been my privilege to know, and I'm glad these folks have a thriving business.
Stickin' it to the man
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 7, 2022
What on earth went on during medieval times?
Worse than Val-U-Rite
Busted!
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It's not even made better by knowing that the cop was fired. He deserves to be fired upon.
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