Saturday Overnight Open Thread (9/17/22)

And here I thought the bride was supposed to make the "Grand Entrance" not the groom.

A GROOM suffered a broken collar bone after trying to show off on a dirt bike at his wedding.

The bride was waiting with a checkered flag for her new spouse's dramatic entrance when he skidded and toppled off the bike.

Human trap shooting.

A witness at the scene told Jon Burkett they heard their neighbor screaming "don't shoot." They said their neighbor then jumped from a third-story balcony and when the man jumped, shots were fired.

The neighbor also told Jon Burkett that the man then hit the ground and they went to help him. Then they saw two men run off from the complex.

Crime Insider Sources said K-9s tracked the scents of the two men towards a retention pond area. Investigators now have people in the area looking for the two men described by the witness.

Not your typical headline.(H/T Robert)

Wrecked semi shoots load of dildos and lube all over I-40…

Ball busting humor...............NSFW-Language

There goes the neighborhood.

Thousands of 'crocodiles' invade beach leaving locals 'panicking'
Video footage of hundreds and possibly thousands of crocodiles invading a beach in Brazil has gone viral, gaining almost four million views on Twitter and has led to fears from locals

On this day: 17 Sep 1931
The first long-playing record, a 33 1/3 rpm recording, was demonstrated at the Savoy Plaza Hotel in New York by RCA-Victor. The venture was doomed to fail however due to the high price of the record players, which started around $95 (about $1140 in today's dollars) and wasn't revived until 1948. via thisdayinmusic.com

Born on this day: 17 Sep 1923 Hank Williams (born Hiram King Williams). The American singer-songwriter and musician is regarded as one of the most important country music artists of all time. Williams recorded 35 singles (five released posthumously) that would place in the Top 10 of the Billboard Country & Western Best Sellers chart, including 11 that ranked No.1. During his last years Williams's consumption of alcohol, morphine and painkillers severely compromised his professional life. Williams died aged 29 on January 1, 1953. via thisdayinmusic.com

Prolonged ring entrapment could lead to ‘irreversible damage’, doctors said and a Genius Award

Surgeons use an ELECTRIC GRINDER to remove metal ring from man's penis after it got stuck during 'experiment with friends

The kid doesn't know any better. His parents on the other hand do. But the neighbor doesn't get miffed.

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posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

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