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Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/4/24) Election Eve Edition
Bear In the House Cafe
Trump Arrives in Pittsburgh
Plus: Results from the Moo Deng Precinct Are In!
Trump's Pittsburgh Rally
Confirmed: Leftists Believe In None of the Things They Claim to Believe In
Megyn Kelly Will Lead Trump's Rally Tonight in Pittsburg
Is Progressivism Dying?
CNN: Kamala Harris Runs Pro-Palestinian Ad in Michigan While Running Pro-Israel Ad in Jewish Suburbs Around Philadelphia
NBC Runs Illegal Ad for Kamala Harris
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Dearly Beloved, We Are Gathered Here Today For An ONT
Welcome to Friday! Y'know, I set a tiny trap in last night's ONT, I was kind of disappointed that none of y'all tripped it. Oh well. In other news, here's your word of the day:
Wholesome content: cute
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 16, 2022
Friday challenge
I've cropped their pictures out. Now close your eyes and picture what a couple of meth heads living in a Walmart attic look like. Got it? Click here to see how you did.
Public service announcement
Attention! No meme here, but it has come to my attention that...what? I have to post a meme? Why? Contract? You're kidding. * reads * Well crap. OK, I'll try to find an appropriate one, gimmie a sec...
What this place needs is a damn union
In any event, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ACE OF SPADES' VERY OWN TEEN SWEETHEARTS, MILEY AND PUBLIUS, ARE TO BE JOINED TOGETHER IN HOLY MATRIMONY TOMORROW. PLEASE JOIN ME IN WISHING THEM LONG LIFE AND EVERY HAPPINESS!
WHAT GOD HAS JOINED TOGETHER, LET NO MAN TEAR ASUNDER!
Way to go guys! Our tuxedos are back from the cleaners, and we're ready for the ceremony*!
Morgan Freeman: “It was indeed a cool fuckin' video”
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 16, 2022
History minute
Just in case you're curious, this is a picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved.
Its natural beauty was unpresidented.
Europe is so advanced compared to the US
Steampunk
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 16, 2022
Here's a couple of old shorts that I really like
And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
The bear necessities, the simple bear necessities
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 16, 2022
He must have seen Fauci coming
War between the sexes
How I react when people don't like Friday meme content
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 16, 2022
World's worst ramen recipe
It's long, so I'm linking it, not posting it.
He saw his chance and he took it
Fido Friday: Now I want to see him do this at the Saddledome
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 16, 2022
Truth in advertising
Nailed it
In the news:
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 16, 2022
Wisdom
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by teenage rebellion:
*Not even kidding, I would pay real money for a tux like that. With spats. And a top hat. In orange.
Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b]: "[i] One caution with nicotine patches, never leave ..."
Common Tater: "One caution with nicotine patches, never leave the ..."
Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b]: "[i]I needed to hose down the passage Hmm, how t ..."
Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b]: "[i]>>>>> Sort of a Dollar Tree version of Die Hard ..."
Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science: "[i]I needed to hose down the passage[/i] Hmm, h ..."
Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b]: "Two speeds here, dead slow and slower than dead. ..."
13times: ">>>>> Sort of a Dollar Tree version of Die Hard, I ..."
Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere [/i] [/b]: "Morning to all you insomaniacals! Election Day be ..."
Emmie: "Keep praying. May God hear His people. ..."
Mister Ghost: "586 Lake Winnipesaukee 🥇 @myWinnipesaukee ..."
IRONGRAMPA: "@585 The Trumps did a pretty fine job of raising ..."
Monday Overnight Open Thread (11/4/24) Election Eve Edition
Bear In the House Cafe
Trump Arrives in Pittsburgh
Plus: Results from the Moo Deng Precinct Are In!
Trump's Pittsburgh Rally
Confirmed: Leftists Believe In None of the Things They Claim to Believe In
Megyn Kelly Will Lead Trump's Rally Tonight in Pittsburg
Is Progressivism Dying?
CNN: Kamala Harris Runs Pro-Palestinian Ad in Michigan While Running Pro-Israel Ad in Jewish Suburbs Around Philadelphia
NBC Runs Illegal Ad for Kamala Harris
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)