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Quick HitsVia Hot Air's headlines, which is suddenly experiencing a dearth of links to The Bulwark, The Daily Beast, Aaron Rupar, Damon Linker, and a host of other scumbags, The fed has revised its 3rd Quarter GDP projection upwards from 1.3% to 0.5%, because the Inflation Reduction Act is working so well. Latest estimate: 0.5 percent -- September 15, 2022 We're in a recession now. They're claiming the economy will grow slightly in the third quarter (the quarter we're in now), and then they'll say "See, we're not in a recession." But once you're in a recession -- which we are; two quarters of back-to-back negative growth -- a single quarter of anemic growth doesn't mean you're out of it. That happens a lot during a recession, and doesn't mean it's over. And besides -- that projection, as all other projection, is biased upwards, because the federal government, like Wall Street, is filled with progressive trolls who can't stop wishcasting good news for the Democrat Party. AP "fact" checks the "I have information which will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton" joke because they're very serious people doing very serious things. Social media posts claim Queen Elizabeth II announced before she died that she had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. This is false; there is no record of the queen making such a statement, and the claim matches a years-old meme that reflects a conspiracy theory that the former secretary of state and her husband kill their political opponents. Weird how they never, ever fact-check the false claims made by leftwing late night hosts. This is gross: Hillary Clinton talks about "Wet Ass P*sssy" on her absurd "Gutsy" show on Apple TV. Some points: 1. Ew. Did I mention that one? 2. Hillary Clinton hilariously called the show "Gutsy" to compliment herself -- a woman who glommed on to a man and rode him to prominence -- for her own gutsiness. It is utterly lacking in grace to give yourself a compliment and then make that compliment the name of a show so that whenever anyone mentions it, they have to say "Gutsy" "Hillary Clinton" in the same sentence. This is obviously intentional. If Trump did something like this, we'd never hear the end of complaints about narcissism. 3. Once again, we see leftwing corporations, in this case, Apple, paying huge sums of money to politicians supposedly for a TV show (or book, etc.) but actually as a barely-disguised political bribe. Hillary Clinton is not out of politics yet; this "Gutsy" woman might run for president. She controls a lot of people. In addition, even if she's really retired, Apple -- and all of these megacorporations -- are telling other leftwing Democrats, "Take care of us, and we'll take care of you in retirement, with million dollar deals for doing essentially nothing." 4. The words "Hillary Clinton" and "Wet Ass P*ssy" should not even be in the same area code at the same time. Words I can accept being in close proximity are "Hillary Clinton" and "Desiccated Husk of a Mouldering Mummycunt." By the way, Kim Kardashian just accepted an invite to appear on "Gutsy" and talk about vaginal moistness (I guess, based on previous episodes' topics). Kim Kardashian's fans are calling her a sell-out and telling her it is very off-brand to appear with this corrupt witch-troll.
Self-described "woke administrator," Kelisa Wing, vanished from Twitter when her account was put on private. Her LinkedIn account has apparently been deleted. This after making insensitive remarks about white people on Twitter, calling them "Karens."
John Sexton has a good post about Stacey Abrams' rewriting of history on her constant Election Denial Insurrectionism -- and The View enabling her to peddle lies without challenge. "Republican" Alyssa Trannyface eagerly helped her push her lies, of course. "Speaking as a Republican," of course. After posting the gals of The View agreeing that Tank's lies are the New Truth, Sexton writes: [A]s my friend Jeryl Bier pointed out on Twitter, Abrams was doing a lot more than just claiming a moral victory. Here's a 2019 interview she gave to the NY Times which was published under the headline "Why Stacey Abrams is still saying she won."I saw that recently you said something like you'd won your election but you just didn't get to have the job. See the link for Abrams' continuing attempt to have it both ways, both insisting "I won" but also "I'm not denying the results of the election like Trump did." Subtext: Because I'm a Democrat, and Democrats -- especially black Democrats -- pretty much deny every single election win by Republicans, and no one has called us out for it before, and I don't see why I should be singled out for it now. I'm not engaging in Russian Disinformation with that claim. Watch Tucker Carlson's opening monologue from September 14th to see all the Democrats denying that Trump won the election in 2016. When one woman that Trump is an "illegitimate president," then-Vice-President Biden doesn't scold her -- he says he'd like her to be his running mate in his next bid for president. Video here, starting at 5:50 for the best parts. Transcript below via Real Clear Politics. Here's a clip you may not have seen before. This is the current vice president of the United States, Kamala Harris, speaking not so long ago, June 2018, about the integrity of electronic voting machines. Kamala Harris was a senator then. Watch this:KAMALA HARRIS: We recently also, I actually held a demonstration for my colleagues here at the Capitol where we brought in folks who, before our eyes, hacked election machines, those that are not, those that are being used in many states but are not state of the art from our perspective.
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Are they saying that Latinxes spread disease? They also put out embarrassing tweets that say "Por La Cultura." That's some top-level 7th Grade "Beto" O'Rourke Spanglish right there.
Hola, Latinxes! Here is your gift. I hope you like poopoo. The Office did it first-- when Michael ordered the staff to throw a Welcome Back, Oscar party, with a Latinx saboro.
Is this a victory for us? I mean, if Woke corporations are going to continue to virtue signal "por la cultura," wouldn't we prefer they did so in the most trivial ways possible? "I wasn't demoted! It's just a downward promotion, I swear!"
Has Don Lemon been set up to fail? According to Megyn Kelly (I was never able to find the clip), Don Lemon looked right into the camera and said, "You can't fire me, I'm gay and black," or words to that effect. He was "joking"... except of course he wasn't joking at all. Despite what Lemon says, this looks like a last-chance opportunity for Lemon to survive at CNN. He may have had a contract, but lots of people have contracts in broadcasting, only to have them bought out and/or canceled when the ratings crater -- as ratings did with Lemon. If CNN's morning fortunes don't substantially improve, Lemon might have bigger worries than a demotion. In that sense only, Lemon's right that "this is an opportunity." This might be an opportunity for CNN to establish he just can't pull an audience or guests who aren't the same 50 Democrat plants, laying the predicate for a firing.
[io] very white MV women hugging the illegals as they were being shuffled onto the buses. That was some Grade A virtue signaling. "We hate to see you go, but we love watching you leave!" Hey, Ace. This happened today and was quickly deleted by NBC:@NBCNews
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