ONT: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

Happy Friday folks! Say, did you ever wonder what Friday meme madness would be like if my mother wrote the ONT?

I kid, she's got it now, but back when she first started using the internet there were a few times she printed out funny emails and snail mailed them to me. Hey, she's almost 90, I just hope to still be kicking at that age.

Fido Friday: A 3 legged dog walks into a saloon and says “I'm looking for the man who shot my paw”

If you know his work, this is a spot on parody

Moneymaking idea

Nice recovery

Origins

English is hard

New long cat?

POV: You are about to die

Wholesome content

I really like this old Honda commercial

No CGI, it took them 595 takes before, well, everything worked.

Tactical reminder

Why?

Capering about like a fool, just to amuse the audiance

Virtue signal of the week

Cartoon. Unrelated to the above, of course

Dad jokes: part 1

That damn Mark

British people

Dad jokes part 2, AKA Exhibit A in the divorce procedings

You call it diarrhea, I call it an income stream

The 80s man

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the El Corvetto:

ETA Tonight is the first game of the season for Little. Little was chosen to lead the team onto the field, carrying Old Glory. I took a page from IG and told him " When you clear the tunnel, you hold that flag HIGH and you hold that flag PROUD. You're representing AMERICA". He did me proud.

posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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