Jerry Nadler Defeats Carolyn Maloney to Be Permanent Representative of Upper East/West Side Manhattan Liberals

He blew her out worse than he's blown out his underwear in shitting himself at a press conference. He got 55% of the vote in a three-way contest, with Maloney only garnering 24%.

Carolyn Maloney had a ready explanation as to why she lost: "sexist systems and misogyny."

Bizarrely enough, in this scenario, Jerry Nadler, of all people, represents Toxic Masculinity.

After Rep. Jerry Nadler cruised to victory over Rep. Carolyn Maloney in Tuesday's contentious Democratic primary to represent New York's 12th Congressional District -- ousting his longtime colleague after three decades in office in the process -- Maloney whined that she was the victim of "sexist systems and misogyny" as her supporters vented their wrath at her victorious opponent.

"I'm really sad that we no longer have a woman representing Manhattan in Congress," Maloney told her teary-eyed boosters, later adding: "In Congress, it is that when women are at the table, great decisions get made."

The longtime lawmaker also thanked great female New York leaders of the past like Shirley Chisholm and Geraldine Ferraro, who Maloney said "fought sexist systems and misogyny that continues today, as we know from my own campaign" -- an obvious dig at Nadler.

Why did Nadler and his loaded pants win? I suspect it's because he's head of the Judiciary Committee and also on the January 6 Committee so partisan liberals see him grandstanding and making partisan claims every week.

Either that or the raw pulsating power of his sexual charisma, and the smell of his musky-yet-damp pheromones wafting over the intoxicating blend of talcum powder and activated charcoal of his adult diapers.

These two have been in Congress since 1992 (Nadler) and 1993 (Maloney).

This NY Post article was written by Bernadette Hogan, Kyle Schnitzer and Carl Campanile.

I mention that because together, they combined to craft this gem:

The 75-year-old Nadler's defeat of the 76-year-old Maloney [is] a triumph of age and experience over age and experience...

Amusing, but I have hopes for "cruelty" in the future. Hint: Both are very unhealthy and overweight. Especially Nadler. Use that. Victor Davis Hanson will reward you.

posted by Ace at 03:52 PM

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