Video: Watch Paul Pelosi Completely Flunk His Field Sobriety Test

Far from being able to walk a straight line without wavering, Pelosi can't even stand on his own feet without careful supervision.

Supposedly he posted a 0.82% blood alcohol level -- but, of course, that was after they let him sober up for a couple of hours in the Ted Kennedy VIP Sweatlodge. I'm kidding about the last part but he did manage to delay the test as long as possible to let him metabolize as much alcohol as his much-abused liver could.

He's obviously on something that isn't alcohol.

The video backs up what the police had reported in the complaint -- that he was slurring his speech and there were "objective" signs of intoxication. Pelosi claimed to the officer that he had a "glass of champagne" before dinner and also "a glass of white." But it looks like a whole lot more than that. He told them he finished drinking around 8 p.m. but the crash happened around 10:17 p.m. He refused to take a breath test at the scene. But even after stops at the hospital and the county jail, his blood alcohol taken over two hours later at around 12:32 was still over the legal limit at .082.

Looks like someone got into Nancy's Ice Cream Freezer.

Pay your taxes and observe every law, Citizen! The law binds you, Citizen, even if it does not bind your Superiors.

The bruises on Pelosi's arms and hands:

Maybe they were caused by the accident. Maybe he got those from being stuck with IV needles at the hospital. He does seem to be wearing a hospital bracelet in the picture.

I dunno.

But the bruises are on injection sites. Like I said, could just be that they had to give this soused old degenerate fluids so he didn't code.

posted by Ace at 06:45 PM

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