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August 03, 2022

"He Shot My Arm Off!," Whines Armed Robber After Store Owner Blows His Arm Off With a Shotgun

I mean, I should say: He was a formerly armed robber.

He's just a robber now.

By the way, I saw a media report that this thug entered the store merely "carrying" a rifle, or that he was merely "armed with" it, which seems, to my mind, intended to suggest in people's minds that "Oh my God, it's the Wild West, people are just walking around with their guns and opening fire on each other!"

No, he was not just "carrying," a rifle, he stormed into the store with the rifle held up in firing position, at his shoulder, with his eye at the sight and his finger on the trigger and aiming at the shop owner, and wearing a ski-mask.

He entered the store clearly in armed robbery mode.

And he left the store in one-armed robbery mode.

The suspects were located at a Southern California hospital, one of whom was suffering from a gunshot wound consistent with a shotgun blast, authorities said. Three additional suspects were also located at the hospital in the suspect vehicle, which had been previously reported stolen. The BMW SUV was also found to contain numerous stolen firearms.

Justin Johnson, 22, of Inglewood, Jamar Williams, 27, of Los Angeles, and Davon Broadus, 24, of Las Vegas, were each taken into custody in the hospital parking lot and booked into the Robert Presley Detention Center for robbery and conspiracy. They are being held in lieu of $500,000 bail.

The primary suspect, a 23-year-old male, remains hospitalized in critical, but stable condition, and his identity has not been released at this time. He will be booked into a Riverside County jail upon his release from the hospital, authorities said.

"In this case, a lawfully armed member of our community prevented a violent crime and ensured their own safety, while being confronted with multiple armed suspects," deputies wrote in a press release.

The owner is 80 and unfortunately suffered a heart attack right after the shooting, but he's doing well, and says he's never had harder, more gleaming erections.

The video below features citizens all praising him and saying it's about time that citizens began doing the job that police can't or won't.

If the video below doesn't display or play, it's available at the link at the top of the post.

Note that these videos show an armed scumbag criminal getting his arm shot off and screaming in pain like a bitch.

So I'm giving the videos a Strong Content Recommendation.

As I think Instapundit remarked: The laws and professional police force aren't there to protect the citizenry from the criminals

The laws and professional police force are there to protect the criminals from the citizenry.

You wanted this? You got this.

You got me convinced: Defund the police. Empower the citizens and the Citizen Vigilance Committees.

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posted by Ace at 02:52 PM

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