Noted Alpha-Male P***y-Wrecker David Hogg Offers Advice on Being a Real Man

David Hogg @davidhogg111

The power of patriarchy is so strong men will literally go through life not knowing how to feed themselves and being filthy for fear of not being seen as manly. Then hate women for not going out with them when they are basically a 6ft 6 year old who can't feed or clean themselves

And as if that wasn't enough- the gender roles and norms many of us a have taken on to be a cis male or female reinforces these norms and makes us accept them passively as just the way things are so guys rarely call each other out and then expect women to do everything.

No not all men are like this but far to many are. It's on guys to call each other in an fix this ourselves and not put this burden on the women in our lives who already have to do so much and go through so much as is.

And like with everything there's nuance to everything and many things that enable this. But even if a women can't cook or clean it rarely falls on the men as much as it does to pick up the slack.

We need to do a better job as a society raising men and not 6 foot emotionally stunted, filthy babies who are not functional adults. Who's own self hatred and insecurity are reinforced by patriarchal norms they practice prevent them from being an actual adult.

He's like a limpdick genderfluid Jordan Peterson, except instead of saying "Clean your room" in a cool way he's hissing that we need to learn to cook so that women can have more time off to watch Netflix.

He says as much later: He isn't saying "learn to cook" in order to be responsible for yourselves, but just to help dismantle the patriarchy:

@davidhogg111

The number of insecure men this tweet triggered is nuts. Not knowing how cook or clean because it's not "manly" is crazy. Not knowing how to do those things isn't manly it's just sad, gross, unattractive and also unfair to those (typically women) around you.

Back to his "Be More of a Real Man Like I Am, Grrr" screed:

I'm not perfect but growing up having parents who both cooked (even though my mom did way more being home more) seeing my dad cook and bake plus my mom encouraging me to cook with her had a major positive impact on my life that far to few guys have the privilege of.

These patriarchal norms that take important ways people find meaning like cooking and having community- which many many don't have because they are emotionally illiterate because they don't want to look weak.

For many this prevents platonic and romantic connections resulting in a loss of meaning and connection. Which is then weaponized by terroirs groups [sic]

I believe "terroirs groups" refers to gruppes de terroir, noted French dog-breeding extremists and "Terrier Supremacists."

Harvard man.

...like the proud boys to give these young men community, power, belonging and importantly for the group an enemy-feminists libs et al

Importantly these groups often exert even more control over these men and reinforce the insecurities of weakness and not being "manly" by bullying each other and some groups even go so far to tell the men to not masterbate [sic] or have sex at all.

He's a Harvard Man. Current Year Harvard, I mean.

These fears then reinforce themselves over and over with the greatest being exclusion from the group fearing that would mean they are in fact weak and unmanly. It's a horrifyingly effective tactic used by terrorist groups globally and it's being used right now in the US

The pandemic super charged all these insecurities and made terrorist recruitment even easier with more people being online.

Men should all strive to be femmy chuds like me.

Add selling 100,000,000 more guns and you just raised both the number of people who want to and can kill someone a ton. We just raised their intent via online radicalization and ability via easy access to guns. The result would be a major rise in mass shooting terror attacks.

Let me be clear men aren't actually starving because they can't feed themselves because they can't cook. Many have a woman (most the time) who will cook for them or they go out or microwave stuff.

Do young women even cook any more?

What decade is he talking about? I have literally cooked more than every girlfriend I've had (and I don't cook that much tbh).

Is he living in the same timewarp decade in which men accuse women of witchcraft for menstruating? "Ho, what foul sorcery has produced this devil-crimson liquid from 'neath her skirts!!?"

I didn't think I was going to write a thread on the connection between patriarchy and terrorism in the US but here we are

Curious to hear what people think- I'm no expert so take everything with a gain of salt. I'm open to changing my mind if confronted with better info.

Sorry for being all over the place but that's what can happen when you just post something in an impromptu way.

Free association is a notably feminine method of storytelling.

You're good, sis.

Oh, and he's got some Workout Advice:

GAINZZZ.

Couple of points:

1. Making your own pasta is nice but... um, if you're a beginning cook, this is just kind of a play exercise. Dry pasta is readily available and you've got a lot more to learn before going gourmet and making your own fresh pasta, don't you?

2. The thing he's doing of piling up the flour, making a little "bowl" in it, and then pouring the wet ingredients into it is a "lifehack" that's currently popular on TikTok so I would guess that this skill he is imploring all men to learn was just learned by he himself six weeks ago.

He also vows that he won't be impregnating any women.

I mean, at least not in the US.

David Hogg @davidhogg111

I'm not going to have kids in a country where they have less rights than their parents did and they aren't safe in their schools or community.

Foreign hotties, look out. David Hogg's gonna getch'y'all pregnant!

posted by Ace at 04:21 PM

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