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A Well Regulated ONT, Being Necessary To The Security Of A Free BlogLAAADIES AND GENTLEMENNN! Hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about! Admission is free, so pay at the door! Pull up a chair and sit on the floor! One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys arose to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew swords and shot each other! A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to kill those two dead boys! If you don't believe this lie is true, just ask the blind man...he saw it too! When I Was A Kid I learned the opening from a family friend when I was about 10 years old. He was a teenager, and he was kind enough to keep repeating it to me while I wrote it down so I'd remember, then he was slightly annoyed that I'd managed to memorize it through his repetition while I was writing. Sadly he died of leukemia a few years later but Bruce, if you're looking down on this ONT, I still remember, all these years later. Speaking of being a kid, I was digging through some old, old, OLD files this week, and I came across this "dream house" that I designed when I was, I dunno, maybe 10-12. Couple of thoughts after the blueprint. Right click and open in a new tab to embiggen 1) Why was I designing a ranch style house? I could do so much more if I added a second story. (And BTW, I still love mid-century modern. Maybe this is the genesis of that? I dunno.) 8 ) An underground pool. I know I'm repeating myself, but how cool is that? So, what are some things you had/did/made as a kid that still seem cool today?
There's video at the link, but it doesn't show the whole thing. They pull the heart from the wreck, a doc turns to rush it to surgery and trips, sending the heart skittering across the roof. Thankfully it was OK and the surgery was successful. Full video here. V'ger Record-Breaking Voyager Spacecraft Begin to Power Down
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The article is from the New Yorker, but what I found most interesting was this passage: "There was always an element of the Republican Party that was batshit crazy,” Mac Stipanovich, the chief of staff to Governor Bob Martinez, a moderate Republican, told me. “They had lots of different names—they were John Birchers, they were ‘movement conservatives,’ they were the religious right. And we did what every other Republican candidate did: we exploited them. We got them to the polls. We talked about abortion. We promised—and we did nothing. They could grumble, but their choices were limited. “He just...said it out loud. 50+ years of gaslighting our base and he just...said it out loud” - GOPe, probably
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What is something that you do that almost nobody else does, but it makes perfect sense. I'll start. I eat baked potatoes with a spoon. After you've mixed in all the butter, salt, pepper and other good stuff, you're scooping that delicious potato flesh into your mouth. Why not use the utensil that is a scoop? Everyone else seems to use their fork, however. Any of you have something similar that you seem to be the only one doing?
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