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June 02, 2022

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The Florida Supreme Court has declined to hear a challenge on DeSantis' congressional map.

Note that it was a lone Obama federal judge -- a Hawaiian judge -- who's been making up contrived objections to the map. Not state court judges.

The court's announcement means that the map, which heavily favors Republicans, will likely remain in place for the 2022 midterm elections.

It also means that Florida's 1st District Court of Appeal will have the final say on the map. That court previously threw out a circuit court decision to redraw the map.

Just to let you know, during Trump's presidency, it was often Hawaiian district court judges (the lowest level of federal judge) who would ride in at the last minute and issue a national injunction against enforcement against Trump's executive orders or even the laws that Congress passed and he signed.

Because of this, I refer to any Outlaw Leftwing Judge who just makes up the law as he goes a "Hawaiian judge." This judge isn't really Hawaiian.

DeSantis will veto a $35 grant to the Tampa Bay Rays in light of the political stance they've taken against the second amendment.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis plans to veto a $35 million legislation for a Pasco County facility that’s earmarked for the Tampa Bay Rays' spring training, OutKick has learned.

DeSantis's decision is in response to the Rays politicizing recent shootings in Buffalo and Uvalde ahead of a matchup with the Yankees in May.

Here was the statement the Woke Baseball Team posted:

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In very early polling, the Republican has a slight, margin-of-error lead over the Democrat in the governor's race for... Oregon. But it's 30-28 -- most voters are undecided.

Former House Republican Leader Christine Drazan and former House Speaker Tina Kotek, a Democrat, are leading in the race for governor, but many voters remain undecided more than five months before the decisive November election, a new poll released Wednesday found.

Nearly 30% of likely Oregon voters picked Drazan as their choice for governor, while nearly 28% chose Kotek in a poll conducted by Nelson Research, an Oregon-based public opinion research firm. Unaffiliated candidate Molly Johnson drew more than 19% support.




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I know, I know -- you're all shocked, stunned that the Democrat woman looks the way she does and the Republican woman looks the way she does.

You just can't believe that the Republican woman looks attractive and mentally healthy and the Democrat woman looks like elderly lesbian John Oliver. You're all bewilderfied.


The Daily Mail is now exposing Hunter Biden's extensive porn history from the Laptop from Hell.

But for the grace of Incognito mode go I:

EXCLUSIVE: Hunter's search history reveals his obsession with porn and sex fantasies including '18yrs old,' 'lonely widow' and 'MILF crack cocaine porn,' he uploaded his OWN amateur videos and texted Pornhub link to phone listed in his contacts as 'Dad'

WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT

Hunter Biden's internet search history from March 2019 reveals his obsession with porn and penchant for filming himself having sex with prostitutes

The president's son, who dated his late brother's wife Hallie, repeatedly searched Pornhub for titles involving 'lonely widows' as well as videos with 18- and 19-year-old girls

Of the 281 websites found in his search history over six days, 98 were pornographic, DailyMail.com can reveal

Hunter, 52, who had a paid Pornhub Premium account under 'RHEast', also uploaded his own amateur videos but was careful not to show his face

He was also a regular user of sex cam sites, particularly Glasscams.com, where he made screen recordings of himself interacting live with the women on the site

G... l... a... oh, I'll just copy/paste.

Text messages also show Hunter apparently sent a link to a Pornhub page to a phone number he had saved in his contacts book as 'Dad' on October 22, 2018

Among his search history is a visit to an article about his sister Ashley Biden's partying and arrest history, as well as repeated Google searches of himself


Hunter Biden's search history reveals an obsession with porn including incest fantasies, '18yrs old', 'lonely widow' porn, 'MILF crack cocaine porn', as well as instructions on how to hack a lover's cell phone and repeated google searches of himself.

The list of searches covers just six days in March 2019 before he broke his laptop, took it to be repaired a Delaware shop, and then abandoned it. But it is packed full of revealing and disturbing websites.

Dozens of videos on the laptop also reveal Hunter's penchant for filming himself having sex with prostitutes and posting the home movies on his own Pornhub account under the username 'RHEast'.

The president's son took care not to show his face in his uploaded videos.

It's so seedy. One video is just a naked Hunter Biden ripping farts in front of the computer screen.

There's another picture of Hunter and the prostitutes he's hired to make pornos with him. The prostitutes are clothed. I recommend looking at the picture. It's just... sad. The whores are flabby and ugly, Hunter is paunchy and wrinkly and broken and seedy, and there's nothing sexy about it. It's like an anti-drug, pro-chastity ad campaign.

The Root strains to give a story about a white Hollywood divorce a "Minorities Hardest Hit" headline:

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What it tells black women -- really, all people, period -- is "don't shit where Johny Depp sleeps."

If we can't poop in Johnny Depp's bed, it's like Selma all over again.


More Science (TM) comin' at ya, hot: if you deny "structural racism," you're a racist.

People who deny the existence of structural racism, a combination of institutional and societal factors that reinforce racial inequity, likely also exhibit anti-Black prejudices, a new study has found.

Why do I have the feeling that they're going to substitute some synonym for "Not Woke Enough" as their proof of "exhibiting anti-Black prejudice"?

Researchers analyzed 83 previous studies on racism that included more than 25,000 participants for the new study, published Monday in the American Psychological Association's Journal of Counseling Psychology.

The researchers sought to examine the associations of two different types of colorblind racial ideology, color evasion and power evasion, with anti-Black prejudices.

The color evasion ideology is defined by the idea that race and ethnicity are not important when discussing the issues of a group to reduce interracial tension and prejudice. Power evasion is the ideology by which people deny the existence of structural racism.

The researchers, led by University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign doctoral student Jacqueline Yi, found that the average correlation between power evasion and prejudice against Black people was significant while the correlation between color evasion and anti-Black prejudice was not.

"People who denied structural racism were also more likely to endorse stronger beliefs that societal inequality is acceptable and reported fewer intentions to engage in social justice behaviors," the researchers said in a press release.

So, in other words, people who denied structural racism was a thing were more likely to say "some amount of inequality is unavoidable" and also said things like "we're not going to strip freedom from people, nor impose Marxism, to correct every microinequality," and that's what you're taking as "anti-Black prejudice.

Which is exactly what I thought you were going to do.

Gee, why do all of these Deplorables treat the "Experts" (or the people the media and Democrats claim are "Experts") as liars? Could it be because, I don't know, we catch them literally lying every single time they open their lie-holes?

Ugh: Bison gores woman at Yellowstone National Park, throwing her ten feet into the air.

If you guessed "she was a Millennial or Zoomer and she tried to pet it," collect your prize.

A bison at Yellowstone National Park gored a 25-year-old Ohio woman and tossed her 10 feet into the air Monday after she got too close to the animal, park officials said.

The woman from Grove City, Ohio, approached the bison as it was walking near a boardwalk at Black Sand Basin, just north of Old Faithful, the park said in a statement. When she came within 10 feet of the bison, the animal gored her and tossed her 10 feet into the air.

The woman sustained a puncture wound and other injuries. Park first responders rushed her via ambulance to Eastern Idaho Regional Medical Center.

"Oh my god, so cute, I totally want a self-fie, Oh my god, its horn is totally in me, now I'm in the air, so random...!"

In fairness, I'd try to pet a bison, if it gave me the chin-tilt.

Nah, probably not, they look like they smell are are no fun.

Now a bear -- bears want to be pet. You know that. Deep down, you know bears are Down to Clown.

Woman who is sexually attracted to planes wants to marry a large Boeing toy jet.

>A woman in love with a plane insists her desire is not a flight of fancy.

Sarah Rodo, 23, even refers to the Boeing 737 as her boyfriend.

She flies on the aircraft as often as possible and has 50 replica models of the plane at home.

Sarah calls the Boeing Dicki and hopes to wed one day, even though it is illegal in Germany.

The Dortmund resident identifies as an Objectum Sexual, meaning that she is sexually attracted to inanimate objects.

She said past romances with men didn't get her flying high.

She has also been in love with a train.

Sarah said: "My plane is called Dicki.

"I love everything about him, but particularly his face, wings and engine -- they're so sexy to me.

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She identifies as a hangar.

She's a hangar queen.

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Believe it or not, her dating life is unsatisfactory!

No but really? You know that unbelievable part in every female-centered teen romantic comedy where the ugly girl is transformed into a cutie with a few small changes to hairstyle and make-up and dress and ditching the glasses...?

That could actually happen here. I could see myself taking this Deutche Nulle to prom.

And speaking of Nulle queens, David French wrote a column about how you sometimes have to risk your life in a deadly situation to do the right thing. He wrote this regarding the Uvalde shootings, and the delayed response from the police.

Knowing David French, and knowing how he likes to conflate his service as a JAG with frontline infantry service, and likes to pretend that his duty in an airconditioned office was combat service, I want you to imagine how subtly, or how brazenly, he implies that he faced fire in Iraq.

I'll give you a few seconds to draft a Sample David French Quote in your minds.

Got it?

Okay. Linked by AllahPundit -- naturally -- here's David "Sgt. Rock" French ever-so-slightly implying he's a combat veteran:

It's a simple fact that when men or women face mortal danger, every single molecule in their bodies screams at them to seek shelter and safety. It takes immense effort to overcome the desire for self-preservation. Training can help, but it isn't enough. What's required is a fundamental, deeply embedded ethos--a core understanding that love may require their lives.

Uh oh, I don't like where this is heading, he said "training" can help, then mentioned a "fundamental ethos"...

Parents possess this ethos almost as a matter of instinct. Intelligent armies construct this ethos by building bonds between brothers-in-arms. Dying for a nation is an abstract concept when the bullets fly. Risking everything for the brother beside you? That makes immediate, visceral sense. I won't say that everyone I served with in Iraq was brave, but I cannot imagine my brothers failing me in a moment of crisis, and I pray that I would never fail them.

Somebody needs to ambush-interview this motherfucker and make him specify what, exactly, he is claiming his service consisted of, and make him state plainly whether he is claiming he faced fire or not.

He cannot be allowed to continue this Clown Nose On, Clown Nose Off game of strongly, strongly implying he only survived Iraq due to the blood oaths he made to his Band of Brothers and the other shit he saw on TV when he was chillin' in the rec center in the Green Zone.

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