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April 26, 2022

Kamala Harris Has Covid

Nah brah. Covid has Kamala Harris. Posted by: Elric Blade

Who hasn't?

Her spokeswoman issued a statement: "Kamala Harris' vaccines and boosters failed to position her immune system for success."

Supposedly she does not have any symptoms, "except for all the chronic chlamydia."

MJ Lee @mj_lee

Breaking: Vice President Kamala Harris has tested positive for Covid, White House says.

She is not considered a close contact of President Biden.

No kidding she's not a "close contact" of the Fake President. Jill Biden -- I'm sorry, I mean, "Doctor Jill" -- reportedly has a low Kamala Tolerance Level.

First Lady Jill Biden was against choosing Kamala Harris as her husband Joe Biden's running mate after she attacked him during a primary debate, according to an upcoming new book.

The first lady's vexations were revealed in a bombshell new book by New York Times reporters Jonathan Martin and Alexander Burns titled "This Will Not Pass: Trump, Biden, and the Battle for America's Future," due to be released in May.

"There are millions of people in the United States. Why do we have to choose the one who attacked Joe," Jill Biden said in a conversation after learning that Harris was the leading candidate for the job, according to an excerpt of the book provided to Fox News.

Ron Klain thought she gave Joe Biden the best chance to win so you know he's a natural winner with the pungent stink of genius all over him.

New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham and Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer are noted in the book as other potential running makes his campaign considered, as well as other lawmakers and activists, such as Stacey Abrams.

Abrams, the book says, "did not pass the test" for VP candidate after the campaign lost confidence in her ability to rally voters after losing the 2018 Georgia gubernatorial election. Biden's team also had concerns about her lack of experience as an elected official.

Harris was believed to be Biden's safest best for winning the White House, despite her attacks on Biden.

"You know, white women are incredibly racist, as are white men," a close adviser to Biden said in the book. "None of it was safe. It was a risky thing to do. But it was the safest of choices that we had."

A close advisor says that all whites are "incredibly racist"? My my. What a shock. I am suprise.

Reminder: Some people are allowed to doubt the government, and the government is allowed to be questioned, depending on who's in charge of it.

Harris -- who said during the 2020 campaign that "If Donald Trump tells us to take [a COVID vaccine], I’m not taking it" -- is fully vaccinated and had been boosted twice before her diagnosis.

Below: the chlamydia has infected her brain which was already pretty stupid.

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