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April 25, 2022

Twitter CEO to Address Employees at 5PM, Serve Them All Grape Kool-Aid With a Sprinkle of You're-Too-Good-For-This-World

*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone


I'll update as word leaks about the message.

The Purple-Hair Nose-Rings are having a normal one:

talmon joseph smith

Its "absolutely insane" @ Twitter right now in the virtual valves of private slack rooms & employee group texts, according to an internal source. Their take/breakdown just now:
"I feel like im going to throw up..I rly don't wanna work for a company that is owned by Elon Musk"

The source at Twitter continued "I don't rly know what I'm supposed to do...oh my god, my phone's been blowing up...We have a meeting about it at 5pm...the CEO is going to address everyone about it" (it=elon)

"I hate him, why does he even want this?" they asked...

The employee continued re Elon: 3/" I feel like he's this petulant little boy and that he's doing this to troll...he doesn't know anything about our policies and what we do...his statement about our algo was fucking insane...

"Were just gonna let everyone run amok?...nobody knows"

The next tweet was deleted, but Sean M. Davis already screenshotted it:


Monitoring "toxicity and health" ...? Was this deleted because it's so Orwellian?

Did we know they "monitor toxicity and health"?

Was it worth, it, Agrawal? Was it worth it to show what a tough little foreign fascist you were, to show you could deplatform the Bee?



You'll have no surprise to hear that all the NPCs are typing up the same article:


The Verge @verge

How to deactivate your Twitter account https://theverge.com/22227076/twitter-delete-app-how-to-deactivate

The Babylon Bee:

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By the way, Trump says he will not come back to Twitter. I understand that; he's the major draw at Truth Social. I imagine there might even be a contractual agreement to only post at Truth Social. As long as Truth Social is a going concern, I imagine he'll only be there.

In non-Musky news:

Eric Schmitt

BREAKING NEWS: Missouri and other states just obtained a Temporary Restraining Order preventing the Biden Administration from terminating Title 42.

Big win!

I don't know how they can do that, but I look forward to hearing details.

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