Saturday Overnight Open Thread (4/9/22)

How do you get a former University of Miami football player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

Ahhhhh winter and its joys.......................

Rules were meant to be.........................Broken!

Some people take their Lego hobby seriously. Very seriously.

Former LEGO designer and YouTuber Tiago Catarino takes LEGO building seriously. So when he got comments from people calling his builds “illegal,” he took it personally and sets the record straight.

Illegal builds can be hard to identify, even for the experts who work on model stability, element design, and quality checks on the sets in Denmark. If you notice gaps between bricks or a connection that won’t stay together, those are obviously illegal. Others are harder to catch, like if the LEGO logo on a stud is rubbing against the brick stacked on top and many involve the Technic bricks, which are characterized by circular holes on their vertical face.

NSFW-Language & Life Hacks

We missed them. But not that much.

Police visited the home in a gated community after extended family members said they hadn't heard from their relatives in more than a yearCredit:

“Extended family members of the residents of the home reported to Canadian authorities they had been unable to reach the residents for over one year and were concerned,” Irvine Police Department detectives said in a news release.

After the Canadian officials were contacted, they reached out to Irvine PD.

My guess is he won't have a roommate anytime soon. What the hell was his B.A.C?

DALLAS (CBSDFW.COM) - Dallas police arrested Victor Symone Shavers, 43, for allegedly beating his roommate with a stick after they argued about what a mosquito looks like.

The two had lived together for two months in the 1500 block of Cape Cod Drive in Oak Cliff.

According to an arrest warrant, officers found Shavers' roommate standing outside with blood all over his face in the early morning hours of April 4. He told them Shavers had assaulted him.

Police found Shavers inside the home, sitting on his bed with blood on his head and hand, according to the affidavit.

I'm hoping The Fabulous doesn't see this. She'll never let me on CraigsList again.

The BFL (Bad Football League). Go right ahead.

It’s been six years since Colin Kaepernick departed the NFL to pursue a new role as a civil rights activist, and Terrell Owens is urging Kaepernick to join forces with him in the Fan Controlled Football league.

TMZ Sports reports Owens said it could help the quarterback get to his goal of getting back to the league.

The 48-year-old wide receiver announced he plans to join the Fan Controlled Football league, where he is expected to be paired with quarterback Johnny Manziel on the Zappers for the season’s April 16 start.

I wonder if Ryan Leaf will be playing?

But does he have a nice personality?

Firefighter with over 60 tattoos has eyeballs inked – and says it was painless
WARNING GRAPHIC: Pastry chef and volunteer firefighter, Andreas Stauffiger, 44, underwent the extreme scleral procedure this week and transformed his eyeballs bright purple and neon green

On this day: 9 Apr 1988
Dave Prater of soul duo Sam & Dave was killed when his car left the road and hit a tree in Syracuse, Georgia, on his way to his mother's house in Ocilla. He was 50. Recorded for Stax Records from 1965 - 1968, hits included 'Soul Man' and 'Hold On, I'm Coming.' via thisdayinmusic.com

On this day: 9 Apr 2009
Randy Cain, a founding member of US soul group The Delfonics died at his home in Maple Shade, New Jersey at the age of 63. The Philadelphia group, whose hits include 'La-La (Means I Love You)', won an R&B Grammy in 1970 for their song 'Didn't I Blow Your Mind This Time'. The chorus of 'Ready or Not' by The Fugees sampled The Delfonics' 1969 hit 'Ready Or Not Here I Come (Can't Hide From Love)'. via thisdayinmusic.com

That poor pussy cat. Genius Award Winner.

Cat Used As Weapon In Domestic Battery
Aoman, 53, arrested following confrontation with girlfriend

APRIL 8--In a total pussy move, a Florida Woman allegedly battered her girlfriend with the couple’s cat, according to an arrest report.

Police say that Susan Freudenthal, 53, and the 44-year-old victim were arguing Wednesday evening over “fidelity issues” in their shared Largo residence. During the squabble, Freudenthal “swore that she was not cheating and was faithful to the victim,” cops reported.

At one point, the victim said, Freudenthal grabbed one of the couple’s pets, a cat, and “held it up in the victim’s face.” Freudenthal “swore on the life of the animal that she was not cheating,” a Largo Police Department officer noted.

The cat, cops say, “was distressed and it scratched the victim.”

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