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March 30, 2022

The Morning Report - 3/30/22

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Good morning, kids. Wednesday and the good news is, the contents of Hunter Biden's laptop - albeit 18 months too late - are finally coming to light and will doubtless implicate him and his father in the greatest case of political corruption in history. It's the worst possible kind of graft since it involves not merely influence peddling even to the tune of tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars via bridges to nowhere or Solyndra-esque boondoggles here at home, but the trading in American foreign policy to the detriment of our national security to any buyer, up to and including our worst foreign adversaries and enemies. Along with the Red Chinese, Russia and Ukraine are at the very top of that list. Gee, what a co-inky-dink.

Remember, that's the good news! The bad news is Joey Soft-Serve might accidentally on purpose blunder us not only into a war but possibly a nuclear exchange to cover it all up. Not that he has to, considering there is a massive propaganda machine formerly known as the American news media to bury it or, failing that, deflect the blame to protect him. Meh. Considering he and his Kalorama Komintern Kontrollers have set us on a path not just for mere recession and stagflation or even another Great Depression but total economic and societal collapse, maybe touching off World War 3 isn't such a bad prospect after all.

Pause for a public service announcement: to the trolls in the audience about to belch up that the laptop is Russian disinformation, not two weeks ago The New York Times quietly backpedaled on that claim and declared it 100% kosher. So save your pixels and get your shine boxes. That said, Matt Gaetz, one of the few reliable voices of reason in that cesspool of corruption known as Congress, grilled an FBI flunky about the laptop's whereabouts.

“So where is it? The laptop,” Gaetz asked Bryan Vorndran.

“Sir, I’m not here to talk about the laptop, I’m here to talk about the FBI Cyber Program.”

“You’re the assistant director of FBI Cyber, I want to know where Hunter Biden’s laptop is. Where is it?” Gaetz pressed.

“I don’t know that answer,” Vorndran said.

“That is astonishing to me. Has FBI cyber assessed whether or not Hunter Biden’s laptop could be a point of vulnerability, allowing America’s enemies to hurt our country?” Gaetz asked. . .

. . . “I don’t have any information about the Hunter Biden laptop or the investigation,” Vorndran said as Gaetz continued to press him.

“But should you? I mean, you’re the assistant director of FBI cyber,” Gaetz shot back. “Who should we put in that chair to ask questions about this laptop that FBI has had for three years.”

“So you don’t have it, you don’t know who has it, you’re the assistant director…do you even know who has [the laptop]?” Gaetz again asked.

IIRC, John Paul Mac Isaac, the proprietor of the Delaware computer shop where literal son-of-a-bitch Hunter dropped it off (he was so high on a crystal meth bender that he completely forgot about it, like Stacks Edwards and the getaway van in Goodfellas) made copies of the hard drive and sent them to Rudy Giuliani. And for that sin, he has been targeted for termination. Even with that, I believe the info from the actual computer itself is what's needed for legal purposes. Any lawyers in the audience please weigh in, but if that's the case, you can bet that that computer has been pulverized into subatomic particles and the contents dumped into the Marianas Trench.

Gaetz further took Vorndran to the shed when he asked, “Do you know who we should put in that chair to ask these questions to?” No, he didn’t even know the answer to that question.

“Can you find out?” Gaetz asked.The video ends on a happier note. Gaetz declared, “Mr. Chairman, I seek unanimous consent to enter into the record of this committee, the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop, which I am in possession of,” and held up a computer drive. ShaZAM!

Rep. Nadler (D-N.Y.), who was being coached by someone, retorted, “I’m not .… I will object pending further investigation.”

So, okay, it's all orgasmatronic that Matt Gaetz was able to bypass the gastric bypass known as Nadler and get what was shrieked about as Trump-inspired disinformatsiya into the Congressional Record. We'll see what happens with this, but all things considered I'm not holding my breath. For one thing, while the Biden Crime Family may be the main culprits, we know for sure that names like Kerry and Romney are connected in the Ukraine angle via Burisma among other shady dealings. This is Washington DC, and in the immortal words of George Carlin, "It's a big club, and you ain't in it." But with a $5.8 TRILLION budget about to be passed, that means a lot of people in that club are going to get rich, one way or another.

So the Bidens, along with the Clintons, Kerrys, Romneys, Obamas, McConnells, Pelosis, Feinsteins and all the rest will for sure skate, whatever facts come out of that hard drive. And considering what this is all about, the word "treason" is not far off the mark. In that vein, I give you both Uranium One and Loral Space Industries as just two examples, if not as a part of that hard drive then to bolster my claim of corruption top to bottom in that town that has been going on for years, if not decades.

It's that level of corruption that allowed the political class that runs that town - and runs our lives as our overlords - to use what were supposed to be independent, incorruptible law enforcement and intelligence agencies whose mission was to protect us at home and abroad to engineer a coup that almost sabotaged the 2016 election that, along with the entire federal bureaucracy, did its best to sabotage via direct insubordination and subversion the Trump presidency and finally, under the cover of a pandemic "emergency" engineered a successful coup that stole the 2020 election and now seeks the consolidation of power via witch hunts and political terrorism disguised as law enforcement.

I honestly appreciate Matt Gaetz grilling this turd with a badge Bryan Vondran. But what of it? Even if he becomes some sort of fall guy, look what happened to Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Gumsy Page and Kevin Clinesmith. A slap on the wrist, then a pat on the back and a fat book deal and CNN gig.

Meanwhile, Ashli Babbitt, Roseanne Boyland and Matthew Perna are dead, patriots like Peter Navarro and Ginni Thomas are being targeted, as scores of others are still rotting away in the Garland Archipelago. Above it all, a sick, demented and fabulously wealthy stooge who got rich the old fashioned way - graft - has got his teenage tampon-bedewed hands on the nuclear football.

Oh, and by the way, the CDC and FDA lied about both the number of actual cases of Chinese COVID and continues to cover up the thousands of deaths and adverse reactions from a vaccine that was completely unnecessary to begin with.

At the risk of butchering Robert Frost, "The rot is ugly, dark and deep . . . "

The End of America: 100 Days That Shook the World available here.


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