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March 03, 2022

Chicago Mayor Baby Groot Bragged About the Size of Her Dick, Lawsuit Alleges

No that's not a fake headline.

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, the first LGBTQ+ Black woman to be elected mayor of a major U.S. city, stopped a deal between the Chicago Park District and an Italian American group, which would have allowed a statue of Christopher Columbus to be exhibited during a parade, a suit filed Tuesday alleges. The suit also accused Lightfoot of making obscene remarks including, "My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians."

The suit was filed by former Chicago Park District deputy general counsel George Smyrniotis against the city and Lightfoot, according to the Chicago Tribune.

This is just normal.

The lawsuit alleges that when Lightfoot heard of the plan, she said she would cancel the parade's permit, and she ordered an immediate Zoom call.

On that call, Smyrniotis says that Lightfoot "proceeded to berate and defame" the lawyers and questioned their credentials.

Lightfoot told them "not to do a f****** thing with that statute without my approval."

"Get that f****** statue back before noon tomorrow or I am going to have you fired," Lightfoot also said, according to the suit.

She is also accused of making obscene comments to Smyrniotis and King.

"You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians. ... You are out there stroking your dicks over the Columbus statue, I am trying to keep Chicago police officers from being shot and you are trying to get them shot," Lightfoot allegedly said. "My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians, I have the biggest dick in Chicago."


Just so normal to pick out various white groups and denigrate them, now in sexualized terms. This is Martin Luther King Jr.'s dream, realized.


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