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March 02, 2022

The Morning Report - 3/2/22

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Good morning, kids. Wednesday and after enduring last night's torture session masquerading as a State of the Union address, when you look at the real state of not just the nation (there is no "union" to speak of in any way, shape or form) and the world in general, I've come to the conclusion that America is Wile E. Coyote falling off of a cliff, clutching a Sino-Soviet bundle of dynamite as a 10-ton (soon to be kiloton if you catch my meaning) Iranian boulder matches our 32 feet per second, mere inches above the moth-eaten National Review subscription premium mini-umbrella that we have deployed as a shield. Yeah, no worries. Everything's going to be just fine. Gulp.

Watching, or more accurately, suffering through that filthy criminal pervert's performance, I cannot even imagine the levels of delusion that a true believer Kommie Karen - let alone the average person of any political persuasion - would have to contort themselves into to believe that a) Joe Towelette Biden is the virile, intelligent, refined, erudite statesman that 81 million votes (cast mostly by a few dozen people) "elected" president, b) that none of the disasters, abominations and destruction we are enduring here and witnessing abroad are his and/or his junta's fault, c) that, to the contrary, everything is going hunky dory just like Peppermint Piss-Hockey says, and that d) just in case it isn't we must rack up another $30 trillion in debt to destroy the dollar, chemically castrate your sons, import millions of illiterate Latin American peasants and Afghanistani Religion of Peaceniks, abolish the petrochemical industry, and atone for slavery by paying off people who ironically remain forever enslaved to the very party and ideology that has committed actual genocide against them since forever. Oh, I almost forgot: Cure cancer. Again. Well hell, he did cure the General Tso's Sickness, didn't he?

Of course, all of that assumes you could even understand the garbled words and mispronunciations from a tongue so completely gnarled and twisted by nearly 80 years of non-stop lying with 10 or more of those years compounded by dementia-driven oral tardive dyskenisia. If this weren't so utterly tragic beyond my capacity to describe it, I'd be rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. Daniel Greenfield comes close.

A confused political hack from Delaware staged a one-man insurrection by invading the sacred precincts of the Capitol building, hijacking all the TV networks, and yelling that the planet would be destroyed unless we gave him all our money so he could burn it and turn it into green energy.

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr, who loves the sound of his voice more than his crackhead son or the bastard grandchild of a stripper, had already inflicted the second longest opening address in the history of this nation with a 2021 marathon address that killed more brain cells than meth. . .

. . . With the price of gas, homes, and groceries out of the reach of most Americans, Biden began by taking credit for doing nothing to stop Putin from invading Ukraine. And then vowed that he, along with a coalition of "freedom loving nations" would fight Putin until the last Ukrainian.

Or until their social media people run out of hashtags.

Biden, who confused the Iranians and the Ukranians, spent more time bragging about plans to seize the yachts of Russian oligarchs than Truman spent declaring victory after WWII.

Putin "may make gains on the battlefield," Biden argued, but "he will pay a continuing high price over the long run". Sure. Vlad may take Ukraine, but Biden will take his yacht. During his unhinged tirade, Biden revealed a plan to end women's sports in America, but failed to name one thing that would actually stop Putin. . .

. . . Biden then wrapped up the extended torture session that would have broken any of the Al Qaeda terrorists he recently freed from Gitmo by calling for open borders, illegal alien amnesty, abortion, and conducting gender experiments on young children. Then he closed by invoking God. At least unlike at the presidential debates, he didn't invoke Allah.

At this point, not even Allah wants to be associated with the Biden administration.

Squinting in defiant confusion, Biden angrily concluded by shouting, "Go get him."

The dozens of people watching were left to wonder whether he was talking to the voices in his head, an imaginary leprechaun, or his handlers in Beijing.

Speaking of bipedal grand mal seizures, what the hell was Malig-Nancy Pelosi doing up there; the Frug?! BLM may be nothing but a bunch of terrorist thugs, but the Venn diagram of me and them intersect at one tiny spot: Get rid of all the old white people in DC.

And what Ron Klain couldn't lie about, he completely ignored.

. . . perhaps the worst and most infuriating thing about the speech, aside from the blatant lies about his record, was what was missing.

Joe Biden was so desperate for a 9/11 anniversary photo op that he set an arbitrary date for withdrawing from Afghanistan, without any conditions for the Taliban, causing a disastrous evacuation that resulted thousands of Americans left behind and 13 U.S. service members dead.

Yet, not a single word about the withdrawal. Not a single word to honor those who died because of his incompetence. . .

. . . He did, however, mention his late son Beau Biden… because that's what he does. He did so more than once after his botched withdrawal last year. In fact, the family of fallen Marine Rylee McCollum, who was killed at Kabul airport, said that when they met with Biden "he kept checking his watch and bringing up Beau. . . "

- Marine Corps Staff Sgt. Darin T. Hoover, 31, of Salt Lake City, Utah
- Marine Corps Sgt. Johanny Rosariopichardo, 25, of Lawrence, Massachusetts
- Marine Corps Sgt. Nicole L. Gee, 23, of Sacramento, California
- Marine Corps Cpl. Hunter Lopez, 22, of Indio, California
- Marine Corps Cpl. Daegan W. Page, 23, of Omaha, Nebraska
- Marine Corps Cpl. Humberto A. Sanchez, 22, of Logansport, Indiana
- Marine Corps Lance Cpl. David L. Espinoza, 20, of Rio Bravo, Texas
- Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Jared M. Schmitz, 20, of St. Charles, Missouri
- Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Rylee J. McCollum, 20, of Jackson, Wyoming
- Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Dylan R. Merola, 20, of Rancho Cucamonga, California
- Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Kareem M. Nikoui, 20, of Norco, California
- Navy Hospitalman Maxton W. Soviak, 22, of Berlin Heights, Ohio
- Army Staff Sgt. Ryan C. Knauss, 23, of Corryton, Tennessee.

Biden's failure to honor these heroes is inexcusable.

Joe Biden's entire miserable, criminal, perverted adult life is inexcusable. But at least one person in the audience was not going to let him get away with it.

As Biden described veterans exposed to burn pits developing "cancer that would put them in a flag-draped coffin," [Rep. Lauren] Boebert yelled out: "You put them in, 13 of them," sparking boos from the Democrats in the chamber. Boebert is referring to the 13 U.S. service members who were killed in a terror attack at the Kabul airport as Americans were left stranded throughout the country in August 2021.

"Headaches, numbness, dizziness, a cancer that would put them in a flag-draped coffin, I know," Biden said.

Boebert then shouted: "13 of them!"

Good for her. It's funny how the Left and their remora in the cuckservative class have the vapors when it comes to civility and "our precious norms." And yet when hate shakes are hurled and GOP congressmen are gunned down by a Bernie Bro at a softball field you get either crickets or blaming the rape victim for wearing provocative clothing. Yeah, I'm done with civility. "Fuck you, war!" as Andrew Breitbart of blessed memory - who left us way too young when we need him most exactly 10 years ago - would say.

About the only positive sign from last night's shitshow was the rebuttal speech. No, not from the GOP but an actual intraparty rebuttal speech from the far left wing of the Democrats, delivered by coelacanth-faced Jew-hater Rancida Taliban, aka Rashida Tlaib from the emirate of Dearbornistan. I'm not going to quote her but suffice it to say that she basically was damning Biden with faint praise by claiming the failure of Bernardo Sandersnista's insane multi-trillion dollar Build Bolshevism Biggerer disasters to pass was the fault of "greedy corporatist elements" in the Democrat Party (I guess that means "JOOZ!") as well as the GOP. It's a thinly veiled warning shot across Biden's handlers' bow.

The killer diller was the so-called "Squad" sitting on their hands as the Dems did the seal clapping when Biden announced more funding for the police. Funny because for the past two years they were loudly running on the opposite platform much to the revulsion of average Americans who watched in horror as terrorists torched and looted scores of American businesses. Cori Bush, a BLM thug apologist was pointing at her shirt and yelling something at Biden in response. It sounded like, "Yo cracka! I got this shirt at a Kenosha fire sale!"

It's good that the Democrat Party is at each other's throat but it's cold comfort considering the GOP is utterly useless at best, and colluding with the globalists at worst. Even if we won every seat in every district with candidates to the right of Donald Trump, the bureaucracy and the judiciary will be there to sabotage us at every turn. And more and more of the former private sector will be there to punish us for getting out of line.

Oh, and Ukraine. . .

The End of America: 100 Days That Shook the World available here.

    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • "Can you guess what California Democrats want to make illegal?"
    The Coming Medical Dictatorship
  • Robert Spencer: "The irony couldn't be thicker . . . The Leftist activists AP celebrates in its article aren't fighting to get books defending the traditional family, arguing against the wisdom of encouraging and celebrating transgenderism, or praising Washington, Jefferson, and other Founding Fathers out of schools, because for the most part those books aren't there in the first place. The Leftist activists are just fighting to preserve the gains that the Left has made in recent years in the culture wars."
    ACLU, ALA, PEN Fight "Censorship" in Schools -- That Is, Parents Resisting Leftist Indoctrination
  • Lloyd Billingsley: "50 years after the massacre of 11 Israelis - and the demand that Americans must 'learn how to lose.'"
    From Beijing to Munich


NOTE: The opinions expressed in the links may or may not reflect my own. I include them because of their relevance to the discussion of a particular issue.

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