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The Morning Report — 4/26/24
Daily Tech News 26 April 2024
Tonight's ONT IS On The Clock
Good'ay Mate Cafe
New York Times: Supreme Court Conservatives Seem to Favor Acknowledging Some Form of Presidential Immunity, At Least for "Official Acts" Undertaken as Part of the President's "Core Powers"
Terror-Sympathizers Attempt Takeover of UT Austin; Greg Abbott Sends in the Texas National Guard
Tucker Carlson: Dropping Two Nukes to End WWII Was "Prima Facie Evil"
Of Course: One of LA Soros DA George Gascon's Top Employees -- the Attorney "For Ethics and Integrity Operations" -- Illegally Accessed Police Files on Political Opponents
NY Court of Appeals Tosses Harvey Weinstein's 2020 Rape Conviction
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
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It Wasn't There Again Today, How I Wish The ONT Would Go Away!
Friday night and the meming is easy. Next stop: Weekend! Anybody got any plans? I'm gonna be planting. It weird to me to be doing it this early, but average last day of frost around here is March 15, and that means that the “5 weeks before last frost” plants can go out this weekend. And what the heck, it's going to be 75 tomorrow anyway. Hope we make it, the moon is melting.
One of those days
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 12, 2022
Crack open a cold one
We're going to be in New Jersey in a few weeks for the baptism of our godson. Hope they've loosened the distancing rules
Guys, no matter what you think, your wife knows you
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@OntWtf Just for you! https://t.co/9NlV9QOUpw
— Isophorone Blog (@Isophorone) February 11, 2022
One thing I love about memes is that they're not all just references to video games and anime.
We have so many brown bananas in the freezer
Breaking news
Fido Friday: Smart man
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 12, 2022
Something is wrong here. I just can't put my eye on it out....
This is actually fun. More so if you can keep a straight face while doing it
So, apparently Cochran moved to New Mexico
Friday ONT quiz! I ask you to order a pizza. What are your toppings of choice? I always get mushrooms, onion and chicken.
So you have some dramatic battle footage. Choose your soundtrack option, do you go the Platoon route, or do you opt for The Untouchables?
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 12, 2022
Vote in the comments!
And a very special hello to Alex the Chick
Soon they'll be up to AP standards!
Boy, nothing like a glass of sparkling cold uranium dioxideperoxide!
A smart military blog
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 12, 2022
If you don't promote yourself, who will?
Friday Puzzle
Fren
The New Yorker published this cartoon this week. I fixed it
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by topless chicks in short skirts:
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The Morning Report — 4/26/24
Daily Tech News 26 April 2024
Tonight's ONT IS On The Clock
Good'ay Mate Cafe
New York Times: Supreme Court Conservatives Seem to Favor Acknowledging Some Form of Presidential Immunity, At Least for "Official Acts" Undertaken as Part of the President's "Core Powers"
Terror-Sympathizers Attempt Takeover of UT Austin; Greg Abbott Sends in the Texas National Guard
Tucker Carlson: Dropping Two Nukes to End WWII Was "Prima Facie Evil"
Of Course: One of LA Soros DA George Gascon's Top Employees -- the Attorney "For Ethics and Integrity Operations" -- Illegally Accessed Police Files on Political Opponents
NY Court of Appeals Tosses Harvey Weinstein's 2020 Rape Conviction
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)