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February 04, 2022
Friday Night ONT: The HonkeningIf you haven't noticed, out normally quiet and polite neighbors to the north are dealing with a bit of a sticky wicket. Fed up with the heavy handed government imposition of mandates and other tyrannical actions in the name of “fighting COVID”, hundreds of thousands of truckers have descended on Ottawa and are parked in the streets, effectively paralyzing the nation's capitol. While honking. Lots and lots of honking. Justin Trudeau claims he has COVID and has fled the capitol in the face of these “fringe elements”. What will be the final result of this Freedom Convoy? Will the Canadian government acquiesce to at least some of their demands and status quo be restored? The premiers of Alberta and Saskatchewan have announced an end to all COVID related restrictions, will other provinces follow suit? Those of us who are at least 29 remember the Solidarność movement from the 1980s, which actually started kinda the same way. Two things about that comparison: Communist Poland was a much more oppressive regime than Trudeau's Canada, and the world is not currently blessed with leaders like Thostaer, Reagan and John Paul II. I even saw one person going on earnestly about how, since Canada was basically founded by loyalists who left the US after the revolution, they were finally having their Boston Tea Party. Not sure about that one. In any event, this being 2022 and all, the event has generated thousands of memes, and tonight's Friday night meme collection is dedicated to....The Honkening.
Trudeau gave a speech gave a speech from “an undisclosed location in the national Capitol area”. True to form, those magnificent autists of 4-chan pinpointed and published his location before the speech was even finished. Below is some of the typical leftist rhetoric from the speech, along with clips from the ground.
Cartoonists are having a field day The original cartoon below has the man leaving in the 4th panel.
Musical Interlude Or maybe you'd prefer this version: You know, no matter how many times I hear this song, I just can NOT seem to sing, either out loud or in my head, the word "truckin" in the line "roll this truckin' convoy". I use another similar sounding word. The truckers even brought in the big guns. I suggested that the residents of Ottawa could pretend that the Sens had scored a goal when that thing goes off, but nobody would believe that. Of course, the leftists in Ottawa are recognizing that this convoy is kin to the BLM and Antifa movements that they have cheered on for the past few years, so they are being quietly supportive. Not.
The police in Ottawa reportedly started calling tow companies to start removing the trucks. Everyone they contacted told them that they were unavailable because they all had COVID. Heh. There is an unconfirmed report that Trudeau asked the army to make plans to start removing the truckers, only to be told “Yeah, we won't be doing that”. If true, my respect for the Canadian military, already high, has gone up a few notches. Would that police and military leadership down here demonstrated more of a fealty to the Constitution and a willingness to refuse unconstitutional orders. Of course, the convoy is insanely peaceful. Last night I mentioned a comparison between the so-called CHAZ and what the truckers have created in Ottawa. Guess that's what happens when you start with people who are accustomed to getting things done instead of people demanding that everything be done for them.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by some encouraging words for the Freedom Convoy from the United States of America: We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness - That to secure these Rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, that whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these Ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its Foundation on such Principles, and organizing its Powers in such Form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient Causes; and accordingly all Experience hath shewn, that Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while Evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the Forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long Train of Abuses and Usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object, evinces a Design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their Right, it is their Duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future Security. ETA: To be clear, I don't think Canadians are at the "abolish" point. But "alter" is certainly on the table. | Recent Comments
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