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November 15, 2021

Rebuttal: Littlefinger's Credibility With the Jury is So Shattered That Fatlock Is Sent In to Clean Up
"EVERYONE TAKES A BEATING ONCE IN A WHILE, RIGHT? THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT" TO DEFEND YOURSELF

Desperation: Littlefinger is so desperate that he claimed the antifa mob of would-be killers/lynchers were a "crowd of heroes."

This is the home stretch. This is the end. Fatlock just needs to suck on an oxygen bottle and get through this and then it goes to the jury.

And then Fatlock goes back to living by a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

This obese blimp mockingly says "Ooh he's chasing me!" and says that's no reason to shoot someone. Earlier he called Rittenhouse a "Chaos Tourist" and then said that "just because a little bit of chaos came back his way" (what chaos was Rittenhouse putting out?) he started shooting Rosenbaum.

A crazed child rapist attacking you after lying in ambush is "just a little bit of chaos coming back your way."

Can this possibly be playing well?'

"We hear about this 'vicious kick.' Which does not appear to make much contact."

Fatlock is really not good at this.

I finally got it: He sounds exactly like Jonah Hill doing his Nervous Fat Kid persona.

The real vigilantes -- "antifa" -- "Took action."

Oh.

"That they did it was brave."

"EVERYONE TAKES A BEATING ONCE IN A WHILE, RIGHT?"

Clarification: He really said that. I think that's the exact quote.

Poll, what does everyone predict?

Four options:

Acquitted

Guilty on one or more major counts

Compromise verdict where they get him on some lesser offense like "Recklessly endangering" someone while letting him off of the big stuff

Hung Jury






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