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November 20, 2021

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (11/20/21)

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The Saturday Night Joke


Male Test For Alzheimer's Disease

It takes less than 15 seconds.

If you are a male and over 50 years old you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test.

How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S


Answers:

1. Random
2. Fork
3. Pants
4. Pulse
5. Six
6. Books

You got all 6 wrong......didn't you?

The good news is: You do not have Alzheimer's.

You are a pervert.


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What is your state's favorite beer?

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Interesting. But, I wouldn't want one..........



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Hey it's Saturday night. What can I say? The attempt to find some fun non-political stuff can be difficult. With that said, Of course there is no mention of a man in her life.

A MUM has admitted that she’s addicted to drinking her own urine and claims that it even tastes like champagne.

Carrie, 53, from Colorado has been hooked on sipping her own pee for four years, admitting that she finds it easier to drink than water.

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The ONT Musical Interlude


Born on this day: 20 Nov 1946
Duane Allman, guitarist, and co-founder and leader of The Allman Brothers Band who released the classic album Eat a Peach in 1972 and had the 1973 US No.12 single 'Ramblin Man'. Allman was killed in a motorcycle accident on 29th October 1971 in Macon, Georgia, when he collided with the rear of a flatbed truck that had turned in front of him. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day: 20 Nov 1947
Joe Walsh, guitarist, singer, songwriter, who led The James Gang. He joined the Eagles in 1975 who scored the 1977 US No.1 & UK No.8 single 'Hotel California', plus 5 US No.1 albums. As a solo artist under the name Barnstorm he had the 1973 breakthrough album The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get featuring the single, 'Rocky Mountain Way' and had the 1978 UK No.14 single 'Life's Been Good'. via thisdayinmusic.com


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