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Quick Hits![]() ![]() A new Let's Go Brandon song -- "L.G.B.," set to the music of AC/DC's T.N.T., sung by Joe Biden, Jen Psaki, and Barack Hussein Obama. Courtesy of jeff. The New Jersey governor's race is still up in the air thanks to vote-counting debacles plaguing several counties -- including in a key area where dozens of machines were shut down before ballots were counted. Essex County just happens to contain Newark, and just happens to be New Jersey's largest, most Democratic, and most corrupt county. Coincidentally. You're not going to believe this, but President Ice Cream Treat didn't want to talk about the losses he'd visited upon the Democrats so he called a lid and held no events today. Maybe other Democrats should have done likewise. Grotesque baboon Mazie Hirono is having a breakdown: Gary Grumbach @GaryGrumbach Perhaps we could talk about carbohydrate addiction and the problems this causes for mood regulation. And walking. In Seattle, moderate city council members beat back challenges from hard left progressives, and a Republican seems to have won the race for city attorney. The mayor elect does not support defunding the police, and defeated a leftwing candidate who wanted to cut their budget 50%. Jenny Durkan, the incompetent "Summer of Love" candidate who allowed CHAZ to fester, did not run for reelection. USA Today writes up the diverse winners of yesterday's elections -- but then runs out of ink and column space when it comes to Winsome Sears and Jason Myares. The grifters at the North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association, who turned the public attention in the critical weekend before an election to their own dirty racist hoax for McAuliffe, announced that they'd be talking about what a Strong, Beautiful Job they'd done in the Virginia race on their pretend TV show: The Lincoln Project 784K subscribers
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