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A new Let's Go Brandon song -- "L.G.B.," set to the music of AC/DC's T.N.T., sung by Joe Biden, Jen Psaki, and Barack Hussein Obama. Courtesy of jeff.

Of course. Of course.

The New Jersey governor's race is still up in the air thanks to vote-counting debacles plaguing several counties -- including in a key area where dozens of machines were shut down before ballots were counted.

A mistake by a poll worker led machines in 56 voting districts in Essex County, the state�s second-most populated region, to be turned off before their ballots were tallied, local election officials said.

The flub has helped throw a wrench into calling the stunningly tight race between Democratic Gov. Phil Murphy and GOP foe Jack Ciattarelli.

"Those machines have to be brought back to the warehouse, and the judge will issue an order for us to open those machines, retrieve the results and post those results," County Clerk Christopher Durkin told News 12.

Essex County just happens to contain Newark, and just happens to be New Jersey's largest, most Democratic, and most corrupt county.

Coincidentally.

You're not going to believe this, but President Ice Cream Treat didn't want to talk about the losses he'd visited upon the Democrats so he called a lid and held no events today.

Maybe other Democrats should have done likewise. Grotesque baboon Mazie Hirono is having a breakdown:

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Sen. Mazie Hirono, as she walked over to chat with press on Capitol Hill: "The world is in flames, so what would you like to talk about?"

Perhaps we could talk about carbohydrate addiction and the problems this causes for mood regulation. And walking.

In Seattle, moderate city council members beat back challenges from hard left progressives, and a Republican seems to have won the race for city attorney. The mayor elect does not support defunding the police, and defeated a leftwing candidate who wanted to cut their budget 50%. Jenny Durkan, the incompetent "Summer of Love" candidate who allowed CHAZ to fester, did not run for reelection.

USA Today writes up the diverse winners of yesterday's elections -- but then runs out of ink and column space when it comes to Winsome Sears and Jason Myares.

The grifters at the North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association, who turned the public attention in the critical weekend before an election to their own dirty racist hoax for McAuliffe, announced that they'd be talking about what a Strong, Beautiful Job they'd done in the Virginia race on their pretend TV show:

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After the polls close join Breakdown co-hosts Rick Wilson and Tara Setmayer as election results roll in. We'll be live on YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook at 9:30 PM ET talking Virginia and more. Don't miss it!

Apparently, though, they didn't actually put up that fake TV show. Instead they have a 25 minute video about subjects conspicuously other than their latest stinking rancid failure.

Commenters/donors weren't having it:

As one wag said last night of the spectacularly unsuccessful serial grifter Rick Wilson -- Congratulations on electing your first Republican!

The Youngkin campaign agreed!

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BREAKING: Virginia Governor-elect Glenn Youngkin sends a fruit basket with a 'thank you' card to the Lincoln Project.

"It's the least we can do. After all, they were instrumental in helping us defeat Terry McAuliffe," said a Youngkin aide.

Okay that's not true, it's a joke.

Still, like the left claimed of the Tiki Torch Rally: It's Fake But Accurate.

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Stay for the sweaty stink of desperate failure.

The Major League Baseball commissioner stole the All-Star Game from Atlanta to protest Georgia's completely reasonable voting integrity measures.

Atlanta scored a bit of vengeance last night, beating the Houston Astros in game six thank to a towering homer by Jorge Soler.

The other day I linked a tweet from a Mask Fetishist and Male Covid Karen whose Halloween treats were masks and nasty notes telling children to go home, and that they were spreading disease during a pandemic.

Someone expressed his hope that someone would egg and TP this guy's house.

He responded the way a Male Covid Karen must: that he couldn't wait for that to happen, so that he could call the police on children.

Leftover from Halloween: a brief drama illustrating why communism and socialism will never work:

posted by Ace at 06:30 PM

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