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October 30, 2021

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (10/30/21) - Pre-Halloween & Mystery Click Party

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The Saturday Night Joke


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The most popular Halloween costumes, or so they say.

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Ozzy man is always good for laughs and NSFW-Language

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Moar Humor

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”

The guy replies, “I’m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of New York City.”

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, “Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”

The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it’s the minister’s turn. He stands and booms out, “I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary’s for the last forty-three years.”

Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”

“Just a minute,” says the minister. “That man was a taxi-driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?”

“Up here, we work by results,” says Saint Peter. “While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed.”


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From our buddy slapweasel. Balloon games and helmets. WTF?

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Ghost Stories of America: Hauntings, spirits and things that go bump in the night

Spooky season is here, and ghost stories are being told across the country. Take a journey with us to learn about hauntings, ghost sightings and everything else that goes bump in the night.

We've listened to these spooky stories and now you can feed your curiosity by watching them below.


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