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October 22, 2021

TxMoMe ONT

Howdy from the TxMoMe! Well, howdy in advance, we're not there yet. As soon a Little's football game ends (probably in about 20 minutes) we'll be heading down to Corsicana. Last week someone asked me on the ONT if I knew who would be posting tonight's ONT, because of the MoMe.

Live look in at the TxMoMe

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 22, 2021

Fun fact of the day

I don't think they thought this ad campaign through...

How is this racist?

Women, please be careful. Don't be fooled

Fido Firday: Fool the labo, you get the stabo

pic.twitter.com/Na9MINI6Nc
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 22, 2021

I'm sorry, cum again?

Raise your hand if you didn't know someone who did this. My grandparents rinsed and reused Ziploc bags for heaven's sake!

Days of future past

Wow

Quiet please

pic.twitter.com/INq2RgL4Tp
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 22, 2021

WTF Japan?

You have to be careful with Stone Toss, I've seen some stuff that's pretty anti-Semitic, but he also nails it a lot of times

How to pick up Norse women. This was the line I used with my wife (direct descendent of Leif Erikson*)

Fact check

Real life Paladins

pic.twitter.com/AFDnW5mWbt
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 22, 2021

Not all heroes wear capes

Slip of the tongue

Got Milk?

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Teddy Roosevelt:

*Funny story about Leif. After he abandoned the settlement in Newfoundland, her returned to his native village, where he found that he was no longer listed as a citizen. Incensed, he went to the village clerk and demanded to know why. The clerk investigated, and then reported back “I'm sorry. I must have taken Leif off my census”.

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Don't be fooled Fido Firday: Fool the labo, you get the stabo pic.twitter.com/Na9MINI6Nc — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 22, 2021 I'm sorry, cum again? *Raise your hand if you didn't* know someone who did this. My grandparents rinsed and reused Ziploc bags for heaven's sake! Days of future past Wow Quiet please pic.twitter.com/INq2RgL4Tp — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 22, 2021 WTF Japan? You have to be careful with Stone Toss, I've seen some stuff that's pretty anti-Semitic, but he also nails it a lot of times How to pick up Norse women. This was the line I used with my wife (direct descendent of Leif Erikson)* Fact check Real life Paladins pic.twitter.com/AFDnW5mWbt — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) October 22, 2021 Not all heroes wear capes Slip of the tongue Got Milk? Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Teddy Roosevelt: *Funny story about Leif. After he abandoned the settlement in Newfoundland, her returned to his native village, where he found that he was no longer listed as a citizen. 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