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October 21, 2021

The Seftonless Morning Report - Thursday October 21, 2021

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Good morning. Rumor has it that JJ will be back in the saddle again tomorrow.


Domestic News

Have a bad reputation? Why not change the behavior instead of your name? Rumor has it Facebook will change its name.

  • Kids age 5-11 soon to be vaccine guinea pigs.

  • Magic Johnson might let his wife down, but not his teammates.

  • Homegrown terrorists plead guilty and face 10 years for firebombing a police car.

  • A Harvard education is a requirement to run genocide camps in China.

  • They can clamor for police defunding. But, they enjoy spending money on their own protection.

  • Kidney patient receives a new kidney. Not just any kidney, a pig's kidney.

  • Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers doesn't back down from trash talking vs. Da Bears.

  • If you can't beat their ideas fall back to vandalism.

  • Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) once again renews legislative push to control the practices of private equity firms.

  • Need to serve someone papers. A funeral is a good place to start.

  • FDA approves of mixing Kung Flu vaccines.

  • Let's Go Brandon! Fuck Joe Biden is at the ACLS in Boston.

  • Upset parents at school board meetings = Terrorists. Leftie posting violent threats = Nothing to see.

  • I missed it and feel so embarrassed. International Pronoun Day, came and went without me knowing or caring.


    Foreign News

  • Moscow may be shutting down due to the Kung Flu.

  • Hail the size of coconuts in Austraila.

  • Queen Elizabeth told to stay at home and rest. a

  • Spain's High Court has given the green light to extradite former Venezuelan spymaster Hugo Carvajal to the US.

  • Russia demands international aid for Afghanistan.

  • Canadian minister arrested for not enforcing Kung Flu rules.

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