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I'm on vacation tonight and this weekend, Gowin downy oshun, hun (in this case, the gulf). October on the Texas gulf coast is like San Diego without all the liberal weirdos. I'll be spending the weekend on Galveston Island, and I expect at some point I'll have the pleasure of meeting up with Big Jim Sunk New Dawn. Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off. Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!*

Lost child

An attempt was made

It's always amusing to see historically illiterate gay kids who are marching around, all in for communism

It's even more amusing when they want to cozy up to the Islam

Personally, I'm all for giving them what they want. I'm all for a program to send them over there, free of charge. It's time they got a chance to spread their wings and fly free.

He's a uniter, not a divider

Horrifying drive-by in India

I went to the East Texas State Fair last week. Question: Are there state fairs happening where you live, or have they been canceled? Nice thing about our fair, you can buy beer and carry it around anywhere, you're not confined to just one fenced in “beer garden”

History doesn't repeat itself, but sometimes it rhymes

Friday night joke

On target, fire for effect

Idiot: * Scoff * I have a gun. Nobody with just a knife can take me
Reality:

Good kid

When you see it...

Raggy we are rinking!

A more innocent time

Hidey hole

The way Ted Cruz has adopted the whole Zodiac Killer thing is endlessly amusing

White Libs in a nutshell

White Libs in a nutshell, part II

Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker got away

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by questions I ask myself each time I write one of these:

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

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