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September 17, 2021

The ONT Is The Teacher Of The Man

Welcome to the Friday ONT. Here's a neat map of the US

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Well played

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Anyone know of any other towns that could join the trinity?


Fido Friday: Playing chicken


I'd be home before the weekend

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A good start

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Friday Night Lights

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This is Little's team entering the stadium last week.


Total dick move. But funny

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Friday night question: What is the best practical joke you've ever played on someone? When I was a teenager, I wired my mom's toilet so that when she sat down a very loud siren went off. Scared the crap out of her (not literally).

This is funny. How to trick a monkey.

Feel like some light reading?

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Even the Pokémon know

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Gun for sale, At least he has the right name

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This doesn't alliterate as well as I expected

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You can see it on her face when she realizes.

Friday night question, part II: What's your best/funniest brain fart? Something like the girl in the clip above.

Spelling

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Survival strategy

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Survey says: True

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Meanwhile, on Muldoon's farm

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Fido Friday: Kitteh demands equal time!


He used to travel the south seas, getting into fights. Some of them were real melees. That's how we got the name for the Malay Archipelago. And now you know the rest of the story

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The Great Red North

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And by “right wing” they mean “anything that questions leftist orthodoxy”

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by interstate travel:

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