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September 17, 2021

The ONT Is The Teacher Of The Man

Welcome to the Friday ONT. Here's a neat map of the US

Well played

Anyone know of any other towns that could join the trinity?

Fido Friday: Playing chicken

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 17, 2021

I'd be home before the weekend

A good start

Friday Night Lights

This is Little's team entering the stadium last week.

Total dick move. But funny

Friday night question: What is the best practical joke you've ever played on someone? When I was a teenager, I wired my mom's toilet so that when she sat down a very loud siren went off. Scared the crap out of her (not literally).

This is funny. How to trick a monkey.

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 17, 2021

Feel like some light reading?

Even the Pokémon know

Gun for sale, At least he has the right name

This doesn't alliterate as well as I expected

You can see it on her face when she realizes.

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 17, 2021

Friday night question, part II: What's your best/funniest brain fart? Something like the girl in the clip above.

Spelling

Survival strategy

Survey says: True

Meanwhile, on Muldoon's farm

Fido Friday: Kitteh demands equal time!

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) September 17, 2021

He used to travel the south seas, getting into fights. Some of them were real melees. That's how we got the name for the Malay Archipelago. And now you know the rest of the story

The Great Red North

And by “right wing” they mean “anything that questions leftist orthodoxy”

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