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September 03, 2021

A Single ONT Is A Tragedy. A Million ONTs Is A Statistic

Evening everyone! I won't be around much tonight, tonight is the first high school football game of the season. Friday night lights, Texas high school football, is there anything more pure and good, more quintessentially American? Unfortunately it is Texas, and tonight's game is in Austin. Ugh. Not only is it a shit city, it's over 4 hours away. I should have moved to Rhode Island. I can't NOT go, it's my son's team and I have to feed them all after. Oh well, maybe I'll get some good BBQ.

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Little is 6'1 and weighs 200lbs, so that picture isn't very accurate. Still, the dad in me....


Friday night quiz: Choose your breakfast

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Between the two, I'll take American. English certainly isn't bad, although it's hard for me to wrap my mind around building a breakfast meal around beans. Personally, I'd swap the flapjacks for the tomatoes and mushrooms and then you'd have a meal.


Congratulations Mr. Smith, it's a Canadian!

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Meanwhile, outside of Springfield, Sideshow Bob is on the move

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There's gonna be fireworks


Ahoy!

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Oh, I bet that turned out REALLY well

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I'll eat most anything, but if there's one thing I really dislike (other than beans for breakfast), it's oatmeal raisin cookies

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Bon Mot

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Fido Friday: Fetch!


Dave's not here, man

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This is a good point

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When meme meets mythology

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New car ad just dropped for the Afghanistan market


Question: Would this count as a robot?

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Fido Friday 2: Ouch!

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The worm has turned


Australian productivity must be about to explode

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Which one are you?

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Having it both ways

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by translations:

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