So, did anyone notice something called “Chris Chan” trending today? I had no idea what it was all about, so I poked around. Yeah, that was a mistake. This may be the most screwed up individual on the planet. Do yourself a favor and avoid finding out about him. Just to give you a clue, this headline isn't even in the same ballpark of insanity:
They were a big deal back in the 80s. I even had one (Escort, with the big orange light), though I don't know if it actually saved me any tickets. Funny thing is, I haven't had one in decades, and I still don't get many tickets.
You might want to sleep in a wheelbarrow
Friday night insanity, part 2
You might have to open that in its own window to read it.