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July 28, 2021

CDC Ditz Rachel Walensky: Don't Worry, You're Only Going to Have to Wear Masks and Socially Distance for "A Couple of Weeks"

A couple of weeks you say...?

Gee, why does that sound so extremely familiar to me...?

Oh well, if the Ruling Class says it's just for "a couple of weeks," I trust them. They've never lied to me before.

Dr. Rochelle Walensky says new mask-wearing guidance, coupled with higher rates of vaccination against COVID-19, could halt the current escalation of infections in "a couple of weeks."

A couple of weeks to "halt the current escalation of infections?"

Help me out, guys -- why does this sound so damnably familar?

The director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention told "CBS This Morning" she hopes more stringent mask-wearing guidelines and other measures won't be necessary as the country heads into the fall.

Wait, she said we just needed "a couple of weeks" and then shifted to sayin she ""hopes" that more stringent measures won't be needed "heading into the fall."

It sounds to me like she intends for us to wear masks for more than "a couple of weeks," but is just lying about "a couple of weeks" to get us on-board with the scheme.

She wouldn't do that, would she?



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