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July 22, 2021

Old Man Found Dead With Words "I Touch Little Girls" Scrawled On His Body

A murderer trying to give himself a defense at trial? Or did the killer know the man was actually an unpunished pedophile?

It's almost certainly the latter.

A dead 80-year-old man was found with "I touch little girls" written across his chest in black ink at an apartment in Staten Island, New York, Monday, the New York Post reported Tuesday.

The man's identity was withheld until officials are able to contact his family about the death, according to the Post. He was found shirtless with two black eyes and cuts on his forehead in the first-floor hallway of an apartment on Monday morning, according to police.

"I take dolls in my room for girls age 1-5," was found on his stomach and "I touch" was written across his right foot, police sources said, according to the Post.


The man had a long, long criminal record -- at least 24 counts, including beating a woman -- but no arrests for pedophilia or similar crimes.

Still, you don't murder an old man with little money and then write the motive on his body just for shits and giggles. Murders have a motive.

I think Uncle Touchy got a visit from a dad who just found out.

I wonder if anyone will ever be found with the words "I SNIFF LITTLE GIRLS" scrawled on his body.


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