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July 01, 2021

Only Two "Republicans" Vote in Favor of Pelosi's Partisan "Insurrection" Commission;
Pelosi Returns The Favor by Appointing Liz Cheney to the Panel

Only two "Republicans" voted for the panel. You can guess who they are: Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney, who are now effectively Democrats.

They know they have no further opportunity in electoral politics -- not on the right, and not on the left either (no one trusts a traitor) -- and are both now debuting for CNN "analyst" gigs and positions on Bill Kristol's various leftwing-donor-controlled "Principled Conservative" grifter organizations.

Pelosi announced she was appointing Liz Cheney to the partisan commission -- whose membership Pelosi completely controls; she admitted she would "veto" any Republican she doesn't like -- and will now pretend that appointing the neoliberal lame duck Cheney to the commission makes it "bipartisan."

Liz Cheney calls it an "honor" to serve as Nancy Pelosi's attack dog.

"I'm honored to have been named to serve on the January 6th select committee. Congress is obligated to conduct a full investigation of the most serious attack on our Capitol since 1814. That day saw the most sacred space in our Republic overrun by an angry and violent mob attempting to stop the counting of electoral votes and threatening the peaceful transfer of power. "

Another victory for #MuhPrincipuhls NeverTrump "True Conservatism."

Below, the Nancy Pelosi welcomes her new Democrat recruit and future MSNBC weekend anchor.

Say, can someone remind me again? Which military services have any Cheneys served in, and in what wars?

What do you guys think? Who will CNN or MSNBC team Liz Cheney up with for a show?

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