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Quick Hits: Ikea Clerk Has Some Choice Words for Karen EditionMedia-beloved virulent racist Ibrahim X. Kendri: "Is justice convicting a police officer, or is justice convicting America?" So all the Karens and NeverTrumpers who thought "Finally, we're about to accomplish our decades-long dream of appeasing the left and making them think we're Really Good Guys" -- sorry, cvcks, nope. You'll have to keep on trying to blow your enemies for another 60 years. Meanwhile, Black Lives Matter again threatens people just trying to eat at a restaurant, and orders them to Get the f*** out of New York!" But yes, National Review, more of your soggy white-guilt platitudes will fix all this. Otters at the Georgia Aquarium test positive for covid; should now be shamed on twitter for not wearing their masks underwater. Correct. And every NeverTrump c*cksucker who propagandizes for this should be treated as an enemy who's trying to hurt you or put you in jail: @TomlinsonCJ JeffB.: "We" got spun by the media on Brian Sicknick's death. Biden Voters Posting Their L's Online: No, you middling-IQ, low-testosterone catamite, it was just you and your Twitter Mean Girls Club. See, a lot of us knew this for quite a while, JeffB. See, some of us treat the mere unevidenced claims of the media -- usually offered by anonymous sources who do not want to be later connected with the lies they're spreading -- as the mere claims they are, and not the "verified fact" the dishonest, unprofessional media says they are. But you will continue treating an openly partisan political industry as good and decent and bound by a rigorous code of professional ethics. Because you're a stupid, weak softdick, and you believe that treating your fellow "professionals" with the greatest of respect secures your shaky place in the Professional Class. I'm sorry, but it was just a month ago when Jeffy B. had his previous "My stars and garters, but the media keeps lying to us! Has anyone else noticed this?!" moment. I believe that time, Jeffy B's revelation came after it was revealed that the media made up Trump's quotes about the Georgia vote irregularities. But Jeff B. will completely forget everything he's learned today. (Or two months ago.) The next time the media offers unsupported anonymous quotes that conveniently advance the hardleft agenda of the Democrat Party they are openly conspiring with, Jeff B. will believe it again, and he will insult those who express skepticism about it as "MAGA Cultists." Those with the weakest claim on membership in a group they aspire to belong to must festoon themselves the most gaudily with badges and feathers indicating their membership in the tribe. Those with shaky claims on Professional Class status have to demonstrate their loyalty that group the most ostentatiously. Sorry, not sorry. I'm tired of these feebledicked smoothbrains being constantly surprised by the obvious, and then daring to lecture the rest of us about what the Reasonable Position should be. If you want to prove you really belong in the Cognitive Elite you try to pretend you belong to by acting as cheerleaders for it, try being among the first to realize something rather than among the last.
Try to show some actual imagination by imagining a world in which what the media claims is often false and deliberately propagandistic, instead of continuing to act like a robotic drull who is programmed to believe literally EVERYTHING that someone with a press pass tells them to believe. I'm so tired of the "Cognitive Elite" of Conservative, Inc. realizing shit that the rest of us knew six fucking years ago, and revealing it with a great flourish as if they just communed with Buddha.
And this is the funniest thing I've seen on the internet in weeks. It takes a bit to build, but by the third joke, I was literally -- not metaphorically -- laughing out loud.
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