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February 25, 2021

Of Course: China Forced Joe Biden's State Department Employees To Undergo Repeated Anal Penetrations

And they didn't even say "Thank you!"

Remember that video showing China's new covid anal swabs?

They forced Joe Biden's staffers to get repeated anal penetrations, just to make sure Biden remembered who owned him.

Now they say "whoops, we forgot that diplomatic personnel are immune from our orders."

The Chinese government has promised to stop using anal swabs on American diplomats to test for COVID-19 after Washington complained that the practice was undignified, the U.S. State Department said.

"The State Department never agreed to this kind of testing and protested directly to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs when we learned that some staff were subject to it," a State Department spokesperson told VICE World News on Wednesday.

The spokesperson said Beijing had assured Washington that the test was given "in error" and that diplomatic personnel were exempt from the test, which was mandatory for incoming travelers in some parts of China.


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On Thursday afternoon, China's foreign ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian denied Beijing had asked U.S. diplomats in China to undergo anal swab tests.

I wonder which State Department employees volunteered for second servings.

I cannot think of anything that could more perfectly encapsulate the relationship between the Chinese Communist Party and the corrupt, tyrannical US Uniparty.


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