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THE MORNING RANT: Should We Be Concerned About Anti-Humanity Oligarchs Buying Up So Much US Farmland?
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The Morning Report — 12/4/23
State Department Spokesman: Hamas Is Refusing to Release the Female Hostages -- Who Are All 19-30 Years Old, Save Two -- Because They Don't Want the Women To Reveal How They've Been Treated
Disney-Distributed "Doctor Who" Is Now, Get This, Gay
The Prisoner Who Attempted to Murder the Scapegoat Derek Chauvin Was an FBI Informant (But Of Course He Was)
Man of Unknown Ethnic Extraction Shouts "Alluha Ackbar" as He Stabs Citizens Near the Eiffel Tower; "We May Never Know the True Motive," Vow Police
Prepare for a Shock: People Who Undergo Genital Mutilation Surgery, Voluntarily, Are Mentally Ill
Antisemitic Mob in Philadelphia (With a George Soros DA) Surrounds Jews to Scream At Them, "Goldie, Goldie, You Can't Hide, We Charge You With Genocide"
THE MORNING RANT: Should We Be Concerned About Anti-Humanity Oligarchs Buying Up So Much US Farmland?
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 12/4/23
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Lot of that going around
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Recent Entries
Quick Hits
State Department Spokesman: Hamas Is Refusing to Release the Female Hostages -- Who Are All 19-30 Years Old, Save Two -- Because They Don't Want the Women To Reveal How They've Been Treated
Disney-Distributed "Doctor Who" Is Now, Get This, Gay
The Prisoner Who Attempted to Murder the Scapegoat Derek Chauvin Was an FBI Informant (But Of Course He Was)
Man of Unknown Ethnic Extraction Shouts "Alluha Ackbar" as He Stabs Citizens Near the Eiffel Tower; "We May Never Know the True Motive," Vow Police
Prepare for a Shock: People Who Undergo Genital Mutilation Surgery, Voluntarily, Are Mentally Ill
Antisemitic Mob in Philadelphia (With a George Soros DA) Surrounds Jews to Scream At Them, "Goldie, Goldie, You Can't Hide, We Charge You With Genocide"
THE MORNING RANT: Should We Be Concerned About Anti-Humanity Oligarchs Buying Up So Much US Farmland?
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 12/4/23
State Department Spokesman: Hamas Is Refusing to Release the Female Hostages -- Who Are All 19-30 Years Old, Save Two -- Because They Don't Want the Women To Reveal How They've Been Treated
Disney-Distributed "Doctor Who" Is Now, Get This, Gay
The Prisoner Who Attempted to Murder the Scapegoat Derek Chauvin Was an FBI Informant (But Of Course He Was)
Man of Unknown Ethnic Extraction Shouts "Alluha Ackbar" as He Stabs Citizens Near the Eiffel Tower; "We May Never Know the True Motive," Vow Police
Prepare for a Shock: People Who Undergo Genital Mutilation Surgery, Voluntarily, Are Mentally Ill
Antisemitic Mob in Philadelphia (With a George Soros DA) Surrounds Jews to Scream At Them, "Goldie, Goldie, You Can't Hide, We Charge You With Genocide"
THE MORNING RANT: Should We Be Concerned About Anti-Humanity Oligarchs Buying Up So Much US Farmland?
Mid-Morning Art Thread
The Morning Report — 12/4/23
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