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Quarantine Cafe: Blue is a Social Construct Edition | Main | EMT 2/20/21
February 19, 2021

Round And Round The ONT Goes. Where It Stops, Nobody Knows

Place your bets, everybody, place your bets! *Spins ball* No more bets! And the winner is....SlowJoe!

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Complete this sentence: “Honey badger don't give a {Blank}”

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Jaw status: dropped


If at first you don't succeed, so much for skydiving

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Sequel to last weeks cartoon

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Wheeeeeee!


Fact check: true

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However strange you think people are, you're not even close

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Does this end the debate?


Lot of that going around

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Wall Street vs Reddit

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Don't show this to Mark Huffman*

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Who made this?


Big event this weekend in Pokemon Go

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Pure joy

Tonight's ONT brought to you by decisions:


*Esteemed Moron author of The Toot Fairy

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