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Nancy Pelosi Puts Hyperpartisan Lunatic, Conspiracy Theorist, and Hardcore Racist In Charge of Alleged "Security Review" of Capitol IncidentHe claims the riot was an inside job, among other things. Here, he claims that Trump wasn't doing a good enough job providing relief for Hurricane Maria because, of course, "racism." "The president has shown again, you don't give a damn about poor people, you don't give a damn about people of color and the SOB that rides around in Air Force One is denying services needed by the people of Puerto Rico," the retired general said on CNN. He's also a spastic authoritarian: Incredibly, he also urged the feds to bar freshman Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Co.) from flying on commercial aircraft, tweeting "put her stupid A** on a No Fly List @SpeakerPelosi." Once again, I'm glad we got rid of all authoritarianism by ushering the Democrats into power. Much more at the link. It's a constant churn of toxic, racist conspiracy-theory venom with this general, who certainly seems super-competent and like he really earned his promotions.
But hey everybody, let's just go along with Conservative, Inc. in pretending this never happened, and that it's still 2003, and that it will be 2003 forever. It's no fun changing our mindsets to reflect changed facts and changed circumstances! It's no fun confronting difficult, painful truths! So let's just go back to 2003 and snap our neatest salutes and cheer the boys fighting The New Terrorism. Clap harder, Conservative, Inc. Your leftwing friends monitoring you to ensure your applause for the tyrannical war on Middle America tell me that "Enthusiasm counts, make your palms sting."
Let us never wake from our drowsy dreams of 2003, a wondrous time when Corporate America is our friend, Bush is wise and popular, and the Taliban is just another thousand American casualties from becoming Republican Rotary Club members. We never have to change! If we just collectively deny reality hard enough, reality will bend itself to our weak, feckless will.
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