Friday's ONT Is COLD!

Well, today was a crazy busy day. Good news: We finally closed on the Maryland house, thank God. We have no more material goods tying us to our old location. In addition to closing, I spent time this afternoon building tents around the fruit trees. I ripped a bunch of 2X4s into thirds, sharpened the bottoms, then built square cages around the trees, which I covered with plastic sheeting. I shoved a halogen light under the edge of each “tent”, so hopefully they will survive the coming chill. The peach and nectarine trees had started budding, I'd hate to lose them in this unusual east Texas cold snap. How cold is it where you are?

Hey, that mannequin stole my sign!

One for Berzerker

Here's a riddle for ya

I've never seen this type of firework, does anyone know what it's called?

Liberals

Hmmmmm

How a lever action rifle works

Based

Conspiracy theory of the week

I think this is true. Does anyone know?

Be a rebel

How to prank someone by telling them the truth (gross)

Feel good screen cap

I know many of y'all are vinyl enthusiasts. I found a shirt for ya.

Oh, and about that whole “I had to tent my trees” thing

Opportunity knocking

Old folks playing video games

Epic weapon

Savage attack!

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posted by WeirdDave at 10:04 PM

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