Lincoln Project Co-Founder Steve Schmidt Resigns
Steve Schmidt Offering "I Was Molested as Kid" Defense?!!
"I AM RESIGNING TO MAKE ROOM FOR A BLACK FEMALE MEMBER"
I'm Converting to Judaism, Too

He says he plans to spend more time with his MSNBC.

Also:

@RyanGirdusky

21m

I emailed The Daily Beast today to see if they will continue to host Rick Wilson's podcast on their platform given he was credibly accused of knowing about John Weaver's sexual harassment allegations and doing nothing.
They did not respond.

That's not a statement of support.

I have no idea what jobs these guys will be able to get post-grift.

"Coaching youth soccer" is out. And I don't mean because of the proximity to pedophilia. I just mean because they're grossly fat and look like they'd have an aneurysm if they farted wrong.

OH. MY. G**. It appears Steve Schmidt's spin is: I was sexually molested as a young boy at camp.

CAN THIS BE REAL?

IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

"I AM RESIGNING TO MAKE ROOM FOR A BLACK FEMALE MEMBER"

AND I MISSED THIS:

HE'S NOW CONVERTING TO JUDAISM.

What's the problem? Was Islam too obvious, Steve?

Wow, talk about shooting all of your big guns at once, huh?!

Here's my own apology, back from my youth:

Dad?

I'm sorry, dad. I got drunk. I got drunk and I crashed the car.

I'm so sorry.

But in my defense...

I have a vague memory that someone once touched me for one second at camp.

It wasn't on my penis. I think it was about an inch down my shin. But it's all connected, Dad.

This memory of a one-second Shin Molestation scarred me so much I had to drown my sorrows with Bud Lime and doing donuts in the Arby's parking lot.

To show how committed to Positive Change I am, Dad, I hereby tender my resignation as your son to make room for a new, black female member of the family.

Oh, also: I'm Jewish now, Dad.

Don't punish me, Dad.

That would be antisemitic. Hitler used to punish Jews too, Dad.

I wasn't going to link this, because I thought it was overkill, but because these fuckers made me write about them again, here's Glenn Greenwald calling them grifters and liars for a thousand words.

The Lincoln Project, Facing Multiple Scandals, is Accused by its Own Co-Founder of Likely Criminality

Liberals heralded this group of life-long scammers, sleaze merchants and con artists as noble men of conscience, enabling them to fleece and deceive the public.

Steve Schmidt Offering "I Was Molested as Kid" Defense?!!
"I AM RESIGNING TO MAKE ROOM FOR A BLACK FEMALE MEMBER"
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