True Conservative Warrior Chris Stirewalt Joins... The Steve Hayes/David French/Jonah Goldberg Cvck Outlet "The Dispatch"

Oh what a shock.

I am shocked.

Look at all the beads of shock dripping off of me.

It was either this or the Daily Beast.

@stephenfhayes

Well, this one went off the rails a bit -- okay, a lot -- but in a good way. Very happy to welcome @ChrisStirewalt to The Dispatch as a contributing editor and a regular on our pods and in our digital pages.

Get ready for another shock: Leftwing corporate media likes having on the Controlled Opposition in the form of fake-conservative liberal corporate media shills.

@stephenfhayes

Strong @thedispatch representation on the Sunday shows this week, w/ @whignewtons on ABC's "This Week" and @DavidAFrench on NBC's "Meet the Press."

He seems so surprised that NeverTrump continues having a home on leftwing media. He overlooks the part where leftwing media is deplatforming and censoring non-NeverTrump writers, and NeverTrump praises them for such deplatforming and censorship campaigns against NeverTrump's enemies.

I'm very proud of the bravery of NeverTrump. They've taken tremendous risks by allying with the people with all the money in the party, and allying with the people who control all the leadership positions in the Republican Party, and allying with the people who dole out literally all the jobs in Conservative, Inc., and allying with the people with all of the media power in the country, and allying with the federal bureaucracy that decides who will be investigated and imprisoned, and allying with the biggest political party in the country, the Democrat Party.

You can see how they've put themselves in such peril by allying with the people with all the power, money, and media access.

Meanwhile, we "cowards" ally with the people without the power and money.

Boy, do I wish I could smell Steven Hayes' jockstrap. It bet it smells of rugged individualism, testosterone, and glory.

posted by Ace at 06:34 PM

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