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February 05, 2021

Biden Administration Puts Out Spin That It's Super, Super Hrrrd to Distribute Vaccines, So They Propose a Distraction: They're Gonna Send Everyone Free MASKS!!!

Oh that's what people really want, right? Not vaccines so that this living nightmare the left and pseudoright have imposed on us can end, but just some free government masks.

So that we can, as the left demands, wear masks forever. Conveniently normalizing antifa's mask-wearing during terrorist attacks on federal buildings.

The White House Coronavirus Task Force said Wednesday the federal government is working to establish coronavirus community vaccination sites across the country with the help of the Department of Defense and the Federal Emergency Management Agency while maintaining that vaccinating all Americans against COVID-19 is "one of the greatest operational challenges" the country has ever faced.

Remember when, during campaign season, it was so damn easy to lick the virus and the only explanation for why it wasn't licked yet was Trump's incompetency and "denialism"?

Well, that narrative is out. The new narrative is: Running a country is harrrrrd, man.

But don't fear: Biden's gonna send you masks for free!

Masks available in every drugstore for $15 for 25. But these are FREE!!!!

The Biden White House is considering sending masks directly to American households, according to three people familiar with the discussions, an action the Trump administration explored but scrapped.

The Covid-19 Response Team is evaluating the logistics of mailing out millions of face coverings, but no decision has been made, and the proposal hasn't yet reached President Joe Biden for final approval, a White House official said.

The idea has been raised in several meetings among Biden's top health experts in recent days, particularly as Biden continues to urge Americans to use masks as a primary defense against the spread of the coronavirus.

Biden has asked all Americans to wear masks for the first 100 days of his term, and he has signed several executive actions that mandate wearing face coverings on federal property and aboard public transit, moves President Donald Trump never enacted.

Just 100 days to stop the spread. Just 100 days, that's all.

By the way, Jen Psaki literally never wears masks during her press conferences -- which are conducted on public property, of course.

And of course Joe Biden didn't wear a mask on federal property just an hour after he signed an executive order making it required to wear a mask on federal property.

Maybe they're buying Mask Offsets so that they can go maskless, as John Kerry buys, supposedly, "carbon offsets," so that he can take a private plane around the world to pick up meaningless awards. Maybe they're paying off poor Cambodian kids to wear six masks, to make up for the zero masks they're wearing.

I notice no one on Mask-Crazy CNN wears a mask. What about all that talk I heard about Trump needing to "set an example"? Why doesn't Jake Tapper do us all a favor and cover up half of his ugly mug with a mask, thereby setting a "good example" to whoever is sad and pathetic enough to have Jake Tapper as a role model?

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