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Flash Fiction ONTHappy Thursday, Morons! I thought we would do something a bit different tonight. Have you ever heard of Flash Fiction? Basically, the way it works is I show a picture, and you have to tell a story about what's going on in that picture... in exactly 100 words; no more, no less. So I am going to post a dozen pictures, and you can pick one of them to tell a story about. In one hundred words. ![]() Photo credit: Kiel James Patrick Now, if you don't want to write a story, you don't have to; you can still treat this as a regular ONT and socialize, but I'd really like to read what you come up with. I'll start you off with 100 word stories for the first two pictures. So whaddaya say, Moron Horde? Show me your writing chops. ![]() Photo credit: Aaron J. Groen The moon. ![]() Photo credit: John Hafner Roger could feel the heat radiating from the barrel of his AR-15, even through the shroud. As he shifted his position in the window of what had once been a nice, middle-class suburban home, his foot sent glittering shell casings skittering across the floor like cockroaches. How many rounds? Hundreds? Certainly. Thousands? Maybe. Beyond his perimeter, the mindless horde shuffled as it geared up to charge. Roger could hear them chanting, "My pronouns are Xe/Xir/Xim" and "Wear your mask!". A chill ran down his spine as he realized he was down to 3 mags. It wasn't going to be enough. This one was kind of weird in that I wrote the story before I found the picture, and I'm not happy with the picture. I wanted to find a picture of an armed man peering out the window of a shattered house, but I just couldn't find a good picture. I actually wrote a slightly longer version of this story (130 words) when I was having a conversation with fellow Moron and published author Mark Huffman. Mark just published a new book for children, called The Toot Fairy, and it's a hoot. Anyhow, we were discussing dystopian fiction, and the above is what I came up with.
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