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February 02, 2021

World's Richest Man, Top Oligarch and Cartel Princeling Jeff Bezos to Step Down as CEO of Amazon

The company made over $100 billion in sales in Q4.

The lockdowns have been very good for the oligarchs. Coincidentally, all of the oligarchs and all of their paid, undisclosed agents (especially in "conservative" media) have likewise been gonzo supporters of Lockdowns Forever.

Do not question that this is purest coincidence. Or you'll be targeted by the Oligarchy's enforcement arm, the FBI.

Amazon on Tuesday said founder Jeff Bezos would step down as CEO and become executive chairman, as the company reported its third consecutive record profit and quarterly sales above $100 billion for the first time.

The transition, slated for the third quarter, will make current cloud computing chief Andy Jassy Amazon's next chief executive officer.

Oh, was this guy who targeted Parler for destruction?

Don't think Bezos will be taking a vacation. He's merely giving up his business job. He'll spend all of his time chasing his leftwing political priorities:

Bezos, who started the company 27 years ago as an internet bookseller, said in a note to employees posted on Amazon’s website, "As Exec Chair I will stay engaged in important Amazon initiatives but also have the time and energy I need to focus on the Day 1 Fund, the Bezos Earth Fund, Blue Origin, The Washington Post, and my other passions."

Does he mean adultery?

We should be so lucky that he spends his time fucking another side-piece instead of us.

Hey remember when this sleazy anti-American thug claimed to be a "libertarian"? Back when we thought libertarianism was about liberty, rather than corporate authoritarianism?

Bezos got bored of controlling Amazon. Now he's going to devote himself full-time to controlling you. And what you think. And who you are allowed to vote for.

Update: Amazon's new temple to the New American Oligarchy. Just a stone's throw from their employees in the US government.


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