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February 02, 2021

Walking Drama Cyclone Alexandria Donkey-Chompers Tearfully Confesses Past Sexual Assault, Kinda-Sorta Suggests That Republicans Are Sexually Abusing Her

First Ted Cruz tried to kill her, then Republicans employed "abusers' tactics" in telling her to "just move on" from the Ted Cruz Attempted Murder Scenario.

Our Lady of Perpetual Indignation and Conveniently-Timed Revelations.


AOC just broke into tears on Instagram live and said she's a survivor of sexual assault, and the Republicans telling her to "just move on" from the attack on the Capitol, in which her life was threatened, are using abusers’ tactics.

Video at the Independent.

"We cannot move on without accountability. We cannot heal without accountability. All these people telling us to move on are doing so at their own convenience," she said.

She added: "These are the tactics that abusers use, The folks who are saying, 'We should move on,' 'we shouldn't have accountability,' etc., are saying, 'Can you just forget about this so we can do it again'?"

She added: "So anyways. The reason I say this and the reason I'm getting emotional in this moment is because these folks who tell us to move on, that it's not a big deal, that we should forget what's happened, or even telling us to apologize. These are the same tactics of abusers.

"I'm a survivor of sexual assault. And I haven't told many people that in my life. But when we go through trauma. Trauma compounds on each other. And so whether you had a negligent or, you know, a neglectful parents and or whether you had someone who was verbally abusive to you.

"Whether you are a survivor of abuse. Whether you experienced any sort of trauma in your life, small to large. These episodes can compound on one another."

She just dropped some new attention-whore drama, and suspects that an evil-doer impersonated a Capitol Hill policeman during the riot in order to trick her into a position of "vulnerability."

A twist: Person in her office, she says, declares they are a Capitol police officer, but she says "it doesn't feel right."

"He wasn't yelling this is Capitol police" she says, and she says she felt fearful of his "hostility."

Says her leg[islative] director felt similarly.


She says officer directed her to another building, and she ran, unescorted, to "this other building."

"It wasn't until we get to that building, we realize he didn't give us a specific location," she says.

She is circling back to the experience with the Capitol police officer in her office.

"Did he not say he was Capitol police on purpose?" she wonders.

More from her on the Capitol police officer.

"Was he trying to actually put us in a vulnerable situation?" she says of not getting directions to evacuate a specific location.

She says why she, unlike others, wasn't tweeting that day to update on her safety.

"I wasn't safe," she says, "and I didn't feel safe."

She is the absolute Platonic ideal of a Millennial. She's uneducated, stupid, mentally infirm and pig-ignorant but will not shut the fuck up telling you all the things she thinks she knows, she will claim you are triggering her prior traumas if you don't do what she demands you do.


Mattress Girl--who was kinda cute if she tried to be--ended up redeeming herself in the third act and dating some right-wing Chad. There is still hope for you,
@AOC. You'd make a really fun trad wife.

By the way: You people are all triggering me and reminding me of the trauma I experienced when a doctor put his finger into my squeakhole.

#BeBetter, people.


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