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February 02, 2021

The Story So Far....

Shutdown the country for the Wuhan flu
Attack anyone who points out its origin as “racist”
Pork laden “stimulus” that does nothing
Small businesses close by the millions, corporations and the wealthy make unprecedented bank
Media lies constantly to prop up an unpopular, senile old man
Election fraud
Big tech censors and deplatforms anyone who descents from their POV
Courts refuse their Constitutionally mandated responsibility
Capitol “occupation” declared a “terrorist” attack after 12 months of ignoring Antifa riots
Sham impeachment
DOJ starts arresting people for posting memes online
Wall Street changes the rules to protect those who've made billions by manipulating the markets from loss while at the same time prevent “normies” from making millions by manipulating the markets (and I gotta tell you, the “autistic retards” (their term) of /WBS aren't backing down and the teeming millions of Asia now want in on the action)
Elizabeth Warren, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Donald Trump Jr and Ted Cruz all agree with and support each other on social media about Wall Street's actions.

Everyone up to speed? Good. So, anyone want to guess what comes next?



Nah, we're Americans. Our version goes like this:

"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation."
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