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January 27, 2021
Jen "The Genius" Psaki on the GameStop Short Squeeze: "We Have the first female Treasury Secretary"
Oh.
That's completely nonresponsive to the question.
So... you know absolutely nothing except Identity Politics beancounting and box-checking, huh?
"Is the White House concerned about the stock market activity we’re seeing around GameStop and now some other stocks as well?" one reporter asked Psaki. "Have there been any conversations with the SEC about how to proceed?"
"Well, I'm also happy to repeat that we have the first female Treasury secretary and a team that's surrounding her and often questions about markets," Psaki replied.
Ameritrade has suspended trading for GameSpot (and AME, another stock in the short squeeze effort), because, while the Wall Street elite can bankrupt small investors by driving stock prices down, it is of course unfair, unamerican, and deeply subversive for small investors to bankrupt the Wall Street elite by driving prices up.
See? It's just common conservative wisdom.
This is a leftwinger enjoying the broken noses of the hedge funds.
But the corporate establishment should note: the Right is now eagerly joining with the left as far as wishing to bring you down.
The next time the left attempts to break you up, impose huge taxes on you, or seize your estates: Don't expect any pushback from half of the rightwing!
Sorry, if you're going to use your money to control elections, I'm in favor of using elections to control your money.
You brought this on yourselves.
And the 70-somethings in the Senate will not be around to protect you forever.
And also: Go fuck yourselves to death.
By the way: Jen the Genius is going to need to "circle back" to any number of questions she is incapable of answering.
Correct:
@KevinFarzad
I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats
I wouldn't worry about them too much. I'm sure China Mitch and Corporate Ken Doll John Thune are preparing a Bailout Package for the hedge funders as we speak.
To save the economy, you understand. To protect you, you peons.