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January 21, 2021

Live: Biden Mumbles, Stutters, and Coughs His Way Through Covid Teleprompter-Reading

This is a very healthy specimen we have here.

Also note that this speech was scheduled for 1pm, but was late by almost two hours.

Maybe he had to wait for his methamphetamine shots to kick in.

Remember: Covid essentially disappeared as a threat this past week.

Make sure you congratulate the Panic Pornographers of Conservative, Inc., who giddily joined in the Information Operation.


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